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SplashJackson@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• ToastedRavioli@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  No joke, I once spent an entire day feeling like I was straight up gonna die. I thought I had appendicitis or something but the pain was nowhere near my appendix. Either way it kept me laying prone waiting for death for like 8-12 hours before I finally went to the hospital.

  So I go the hospital, they run all these tests, Im pretty sure they gave me some kind of drugs without fully telling me because I remember feeling a lot better and having to try hard not to giggle when they wheeled me around to get scanned.

  So they do all this stuff, and then finally the doctor comes in and tells me Im just full of shit. Like, literally, I was massively constipated and that was the entire issue.

  I got back home and was in a ton of pain again, so I drank an entire bottle of Miralax and then pooped my soul and most of my organs out the next morning

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  • ButteredMonkey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Thank you Internet stranger for the gift of your amusing poop-a-saurous story. It was just what I needed. 👍

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    • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It was pooposterous

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    • SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      best of lemmy

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  • AmbiguousProps@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    megacolon

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  • FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    When I was a child I also had this, but for three days.

    None of you can imagine the relief I felt when that enema worked. Hardest part was keeping everything in for 5 minutes.

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