SplashJackson
@SplashJackson@lemmy.ca
- Comment on A free Nintendo Switch 2, two weeks' paid holiday, and a pile of money for Lies Of P devs after hitting sales milestones 1 day ago:
Lies of P, that’s what we call it when a toddler pees his pants and lies about it
- Comment on In Militarizing Push, Russian School Children To Build Drones 2 days ago:
Kidnap Ukrainian’s children and put them into sweatshops building drones to kill their families, real class act this civilization
- Comment on Birthday Gift for Grandma 2 days ago:
Might need to charge the batteries
- Comment on All babies in England to get DNA test to assess risk of diseases within 10 years 2 days ago:
In Isreal, it’s illegal to get genetic testing done
- Comment on Do Mannequins scare you? I am making a horror game inspired by Fatal Frame in FPS where your only weapon is a Polaroid Pictures! 3 days ago:
Don’t blink
- Comment on We Made a One-Handed Keyboard 3 days ago:
Jokes on them, I’ve been able to type one-handed since I was a teenager
- Comment on Microsoft prepared to walk away from high-stakes OpenAI talks 4 days ago:
Negotiating tactic somehow becomes headline
- Comment on Hat. 4 days ago:
Have you seen my hat?
- Comment on Why is U2 considered "grunge?" 4 days ago:
Who the fuck considers U2 to be grunge? Kenny G?
- Comment on OpenAI supremo Sam Altman says he 'doesn't know how' he would have taken care of his baby without the help of ChatGPT 4 days ago:
What a gimp
- Comment on Trump extends the TikTok ban deadline for a third time; there is no legal basis for the extensions and it is unclear how many times the deadline can be extended 4 days ago:
Lol what a gimp
- Comment on BBC chief downplays Britain’s military support for Israel: The broadcaster’s director of news just let slip why his journalists are turning a blind eye to UK spy flights over Gaza. 5 days ago:
Good to see this getting more coverage
- Comment on Elon Musk’s A.I. Company Faces Lawsuit Over Gas-Burning Turbines |The company, xAI, has installed several dozen turbines in Memphis without proper permits, the group said, polluting a nearby community 6 days ago:
Lol what a surprise
- Comment on Finland warms up the world’s largest sand battery, and the economics look appealing 6 days ago:
I heard that the electrolytic medium used in this battery is coarse and gets everywhere
- Comment on Evolution made us cheats, now free-riders run the world and we need to change 6 days ago:
I blame the prisoner’s dilemma
- Comment on I Convinced HP's Board to Buy Palm for $1.2B. Then I Watched Them Kill It in 49 Days 1 week ago:
Sounds like a sex toy!
- Comment on Yet another European government is ditching Microsoft for Linux - here's why 1 week ago:
Is it cause Microsoft can go suck a fuck?
- Comment on Founder of 23andMe buys back company out of bankruptcy auction 1 week ago:
How about the data they sold
- Comment on Plex has paywalled my server! 1 week ago:
Plex sucks the butt
- Comment on Nexus Mods Sale Sparks Concern in Modding Community 1 week ago:
I remember getting my Morrowind mods off there. Peanut Gallery edition for me!
- Comment on Switch 2 Teardown: Still Glued, Still Soldered, Still Drifting 1 week ago:
Yes, it is possible
- Comment on I wonder how the owner of the dog in the Dodge meme feels about someone using their dead dog as a shody government initiative 1 week ago:
What’s is the Dodge meme?
- Comment on YouTube might slow down your videos if you block ads 1 week ago:
YouTube might just go fuck itself!
- Comment on Xbox Game Pass might be getting a price hike 1 week ago:
Hurr durr $100 games cause Nintendy is doing it
- Comment on Is Google about to destroy the web? 1 week ago:
About to?
- Comment on 'No gay, no pay': The RuneScape community is absolutely mauling Jagex's new CEO over his decision to cancel new Pride Month events 1 week ago:
Haha it rhymes!!!
- Comment on Fans spot bizarre mistake on Disneyland poster... sparking theories the company used AI to create it 1 week ago:
Lol hypocrites
- Comment on Engineer creates first custom motherboard for 1990s PlayStation console 1 week ago:
Psx for the win
- Comment on Teen girl from 6,200 years ago with cone-shaped skull unearthed in Iran 1 week ago:
I bet she was good at head-butting
- Comment on 10 incredible PC games that never got console ports—until Steam Deck happened 1 week ago:
Perhaps One Must Fall 2097