SplashJackson

@SplashJackson@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He thinks they'll just GIVE him money?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s so weird how you can fuck up but you can’t fuck down.

  or can you?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He thinks they'll just GIVE him money?⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Ope, I didn’t realize it was a parroty, I once again have the brain of a squirrel and the fingers of a chicken

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He thinks they'll just GIVE him money?⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  What the fuck is this meme even saying?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hate this image because idiots will see it, not understand what its showing, and make up some crazy shit based on it.⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  HyperRogue is an awesome game!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Exclusive: Microsoft is finally shutting down Skype in May⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I think they just wanted you to perform a verification fuck

  I would

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨EA has open sourced Command & Conquer: Red Alert under GPLv3⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s about thyme!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google’s ‘Secret’ Update Scans All Your Photos⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  What a pile of fuck.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The future of the internet is likely smaller communities, with a focus on curated experiences⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The future is the past!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Three years later, the Steam Deck has dominated handheld PC gaming⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I love when my hands get dominated

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Balatro wins formal appeal to reclassify poker game as PEGI 12⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Speaking of only reading the headline, I love me some corporate boobs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Great Giana Sisters was sweet, it was my first Mario too

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every hour children spend on screens raises chance of myopia, study finds⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Better than every hour children would have spent in the coal mines

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Crypto exchange Bybit says a hacker took control of one of its cold Ethereum wallets, resulting in what analysts estimate was the loss of ~$1.5B worth of tokens⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I gotta get in on this hacking gig. Anyone know if any hacker groups are hiring?

  /s for CSIS

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Removing Jeff Bezos From My Bed.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  But his bald chromedome is so nice when he covers it with massage oil and rubs it all over your body

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The MSXBOOK Is A New Laptop Based On The Japanese Home Computer Standard | Time Extension⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I setup an msx emulator once so I could play Metal Gear.

  That is all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Forced to use the command line like you’re programming for ZX Spectrum in 1982

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Obsidian is now free for work - Obsidian⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The android app want to quit when you hit the /acl button and it drives my nuts

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨nuked from orbit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  unzips

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DOGE Reportedly Cuts FDA Employees Investigating Neuralink⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe Independence was a bad idea

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Valve have just updated the Source 1 SDK on GitHub to the latest code based on Team Fortress 2, effectively making TF2 code source available⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Cool but Gold Source is best Source

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Luanti (formerly Minetest) v5.11 out now with an in-game settings menu and better server browser⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Does it have gamepad support for Android yet?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought trans people weren’t supposed to be mentally ill? But he says gender dysphoria is a mental illness? Is this doublethink?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Xbox Sales Hit Rock Bottom After Historic 2024 Decline⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Were they trying to shove AI into it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Only 22 countries have never been invaded by Britain⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Horseshit, half the countries in the world didn’t even bother getting around to existing until long after the British put the great project on pause

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are Dating Apps Getting Worse?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Beats me, I haven’t used one in ages

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft Study Finds Relying on AI Kills Your Critical Thinking Skills⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Weren’t these assholes just gung-ho about forcing their shitty “AI” chatbots on us like ten minutes ago? Microsoft can go fuck itself right in the gates.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Driver caught doing 122mph on 30mph road as UK’s shocking speed records revealed⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Shocking!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are the possible ways a computer can kill you?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It could fall on your head and then you fall out window and land on the top of a hot air balloon and then bounce off that and hit a stack of geese who then honk so loudly that your clothes all blast off, especially your socks, causing you to further fall into a volcano and land on a recently-hardened piece of magma slag, while the noxious fumes cause you to pass gas, creating an explosion so big you get fired out of the volcano like a cannon and land on the moon, where you have nothing to eat but cheese so you develop a bad case of lactose intolerance and fart so bad that the man in the moon (who is a Newfie) picks you up and throws you back to earth, landing in a pool filled with poodles genetically engineered with piranha genes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meet Eva, the AI chatbot based on a woman in prison⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t want to “meet” a chatbot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wonder Woman Game is "Years Away From Release" As Warner Bros. Gaming Division Struggles⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Better fire all their devs, that’ll get it done faster for sure