SplashJackson

@SplashJackson@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can deliberate noise harassment still be a crime if it's done every day from 7:30 AM till 10:30-11:30 PM?⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  You need to get a wolf statue to put in his garden so that can become the locus of his night terrors, be sure to put a speaker in the wolf statue so you can make it talk to him, then claim that you (as the wolf, naturally) are God, and you have granted him the power to walk through walls

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI company files for bankruptcy after being exposed as 700 Indian engineers - Dexerto⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Indians all the way down

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There was a special magic to the 3D Renders of the N64⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Nice!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This new 40TB hard drive from Seagate is just the beginning—50TB is coming fast!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  If 50TB is coming fast, then so am I

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Four New N64 Recompiled and Ported Games Coming "Soon"!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Piggy Sephiroth

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MindsEye boss claims game's negative reaction ahead of release has been paid for in "concerted effort" against studio⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I love these, they always make my eyes go crosseyed

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Telegram and xAI agreed a one-year deal to distribute Grok; Telegram will get $300M in cash and equity from xAI and 50% of subscription revenue⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought The Establishment was all booboo Telegram badbad, I guess now they’re just another toady

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have You Checked On Your Wii U GamePad Battery Recently?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  No, because I don’t have one

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Big Tech Wants to Become Its Own Bank⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Big Tech can go fuck itself, all the way to the bank!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Egyptian archaeologists discover three tombs in Luxor⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sure our boy Zawi Hawas will be up in their business now to take credit ensure the correct interpretation of the tomb’s stories

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OpenTESArena 0.16.0 Release⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Nice! I’ve been watching this project for some time!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All you have to do is bump into hitler's biological parents before he was conceived, and you've erased his existence. No "assassination plot" is necessary.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Someone should go back in time and convince monke to stay in tree

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Criminal' : Elton John condemns AI copyright plans. The UK is considering a bill allowing AI Companies to use copyrighted work without permission⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Just like Alien Ant Farm, he’s a smooth criminal

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  In this thread: putting words into other people’s mouths.

  I’m curious too, are there any actual conservatives here, you know, the people to whom OP’s request was given?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly, it’s super easy and saves you a ton of money

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lies of P is getting difficulty options to make the Soulslike more accessible⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I hope he can make lies and then when his nose is big enough he can break it off and use it as a beating stick to fight off the bad guys or light torches in the deku tree

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hey here's Hank Green explaining what's actually going on with energy rn!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I like Hank Green but my favourite will always be his cousin Tom

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lies of P is getting difficulty options to make the Soulslike more accessible⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is that Pinocchio game right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No u!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"You can't just have Geralt for every single game" says his voice actor, and if you think The Witcher 4 making Ciri the protagonist is "woke," then "read the damn books"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  E pluribus anus

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Self-hosting is having a moment. Ethan Sholly knows why.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Good for her

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hey Randy, I'm not sure if saying that a "real fan" will figure out how to pay $80 for Borderlands 4 is a good look⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The shit winds are blowing, Randy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨30% of South Korean schools have adopted AI-powered digital textbooks since the country's education ministry began a full-scale rollout in March 2025⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I did that too, until things got weird with the new cat feeder

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨30% of South Korean schools have adopted AI-powered digital textbooks since the country's education ministry began a full-scale rollout in March 2025⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think the future’s back in specialized devices. You give me a tablet that shows only textbooks, I read textbooks. You make it also access the internet, and I will immediately and exclusively use it for porn.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft says it provided AI to Israeli military for war but denies use to harm people in Gaza⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So just for harming people in Lebanon, Syria, and Iran then?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have never met a woman named after her own mother⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Newfies are Irish in the same way that Quebecois are French

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Saudi Arabia has big AI ambitions. They could come at the cost of human rights⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Didn’t Bin Laden come from the Saudi royal family?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK You don't need Teflon pans for nonstick⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Isn’t teflon a cancer-causing “forever chemical”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Baldur's Gate 3 cast got a new set of pre-painted minis and—oh, oh no, oh no no no⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I know nothing about the miniatures space, but I heard that Wizards of the Coast put more effort into paying their lawyers than paying their artists

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google restores Nextcloud user’s file access on Android⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Slaps on the wrist make for a spoiled child, and a spoiled child makes for a tyrant when they get a bit of authority