Butt mogged
Comment on butt mogged these zoomers today
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
Was walking by the beach yesterday mid day and a chick starts twerking for traffic then flips off and yells at a cop car
VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com 2 days ago
Shake ass Kill the bourgeoisie 666 fuck the police
conditional_soup@lemm.ee 2 days ago
I got banned from Reddit just for reading this
skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Born to Twerk / World Is A Fuck / Slay em all 2024 / I Am Ass Man / 410,757,864,530 Mogged Zoomers
conditional_soup@lemm.ee 2 days ago
Straight up, one time we got called out to “check on” a homeless woman sleeping at a bus stop. It’s no surprise, people weaponized EMS/Fire to harass sleeping homeless people because the cops sometimes won’t do shit and we can’t say “no, they’re just sleeping and obviously not dead, dipshit”, because there’s always the one chance that they aren’t actually sleeping and really are dead or dying. So, we show up, and fire beat us there. They’re checking on her and basically telling us “hold on, she’s refusing care.” We hold tight and they cut us loose after a few minutes. Well, fire ended up clearing us from the scene. Later on, we run into that same crew, and they told us that on their way to this next call, that same woman ran right out into the middle of the big ass boulevard (it was night), almost in front of them, and started hopping up and down shooting them birds akimbo. Good times.
fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 days ago
Wise woman. Birds aren’t real.
Dadifer@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Wait, does “birds akimbo” mean her boobs were flapping about?
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Her middle fingers
conditional_soup@lemm.ee 2 days ago
Sorry, middle fingers. Showing the middle finger is sometimes called flipping the bird.
frostysauce@lemmy.world 2 days ago
But what does the akimbo part mean?
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 2 days ago
I’m so yelling that next time i flip someone off
Wazowski@lemmy.world 2 days ago
based
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Based and ass-pilled
some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 2 days ago
That’s a fad I can get behind!
frog_brawler@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Did you get her number?
zjti8eit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Nice my kind of chick.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 days ago
Just the car?
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 2 days ago
Ass if you don’t twerk in car dealership lots at 3 am like the rest of us
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 6 hours ago
wow GTA 6 sounds immersive