Last time a fish tried to grant me a wish, I cut its head off, gut, filet, pan sear on med high till throughly cooked and seasoned with a side of fiddleheads. Wish granted.
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alekwithak@lemmy.world 10 months agoThat’s not true, I caught one the other day who promised to grant me wishes if I let it go. He wasn’t lying but the wishes eventually led to my downfall so now I have a hard time trusting anyone even partially aquatic.
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
I think, upon closer inspection, you’ll find that you were actually talking to a large mouth bass named Billy. Excellent singer too.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 10 months ago
partially aquatic.
So, like, a mermaid?
alekwithak@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I would definitely never trust a mermaid. Well maybe if they sang the right song.
Geobloke@lemm.ee 10 months ago
You just don’t know where they stand
genuineparts@infosec.pub 10 months ago
I just don’t like the fishtail. I’d like the fish part on top with legs.
morrowind@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Wait is this like a classic story? It sounds oddly familiar
Hoimo@ani.social 10 months ago
I know it as The Fisherman and the Fish
flyingSock@feddit.org 10 months ago
One of the Grimm’s fairy tales.
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Did his salmon friends rob your house while he distracted you with the wishes? Happened to me one time. Just wanna make sure it wasn’t the same salmon.
makyo@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I thought it was bad enough when I got catfished by a salmon but you guys got me beat
corodius@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Well, at least its better than getting salmoned by a catfish. that was an experience.
makyo@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Oof thoughts and prayers
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 10 months ago
A tale as old as time