Last time a fish tried to grant me a wish, I cut its head off, gut, filet, pan sear on med high till throughly cooked and seasoned with a side of fiddleheads. Wish granted.
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alekwithak@lemmy.world 6 days agoThat’s not true, I caught one the other day who promised to grant me wishes if I let it go. He wasn’t lying but the wishes eventually led to my downfall so now I have a hard time trusting anyone even partially aquatic.
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 6 days ago
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 days ago
I think, upon closer inspection, you’ll find that you were actually talking to a large mouth bass named Billy. Excellent singer too.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 5 days ago
partially aquatic.
So, like, a mermaid?
alekwithak@lemmy.world 5 days ago
I would definitely never trust a mermaid. Well maybe if they sang the right song.
Geobloke@lemm.ee 5 days ago
You just don’t know where they stand
genuineparts@infosec.pub 5 days ago
I just don’t like the fishtail. I’d like the fish part on top with legs.
morrowind@lemmy.ml 5 days ago
Wait is this like a classic story? It sounds oddly familiar
Hoimo@ani.social 5 days ago
I know it as The Fisherman and the Fish
flyingSock@feddit.org 5 days ago
One of the Grimm’s fairy tales.
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 days ago
Did his salmon friends rob your house while he distracted you with the wishes? Happened to me one time. Just wanna make sure it wasn’t the same salmon.
makyo@lemmy.world 6 days ago
I thought it was bad enough when I got catfished by a salmon but you guys got me beat
corodius@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Well, at least its better than getting salmoned by a catfish. that was an experience.
makyo@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Oof thoughts and prayers
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 5 days ago
A tale as old as time