Comment on Going back in time to see how the fishes and loaves trick was done

termaxima@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

• frezik@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Not sure if you’re serious. Splitting the loaves and fishes was an adult Jesus story. There’s not a lot about Jesus’ childhood in the canonical gospels, and the non canonical ones are a bit wild.

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  • termaxima@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Okay then I guess I was taught wrong 😅 always heard it told as right after his birth !?

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    • altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Now, stretching a wooden plank cuz he fucked up the cut, that’s a real story from baby face Jesus. That or he was probably telling someone how stretching wood would happen before that someone got into heaven or something awful like that.

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• Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Prove it …prove literally any of it

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  • termaxima@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Prove what ? An allegory ? Prove any of the 12 ordeals of Heracles, then.

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• capuccino@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  people caring about jesus skin color it is so funny, because if you are mad about that it does mean that you think he actually existed

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