Comment on If you're a broke vampire, just say that

abbadon420@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

• ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  At least they’re happy to give up the desk by the window.

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• SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  One nickel … Two nickel …

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  • guy_threepwood@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Ah hah hah

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• psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  You would have two nickel. Which isn’t a lot, but since vampire doesn’t exists so i want my nickel back

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  • abbadon420@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    I’m offended that this is how you remind me

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• lazylion_ca@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I wouldn’t worry. Colin Robinson seems to have a pretty thick skin.

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  • MeatPilot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Image

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  • Initiateofthevoid@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    You know, a lot of people say that about me, but if anything I have very thin skin. Other vampires say that I have thick skin because I can go out in daylight and so it’s okay for them to joke about me because my skin is so thick, but my skin isn’t thick at all. You can’t just put a vampire in a thick suit of skin and the sun won’t burn him, that’s not how skin works I don’t think. I think light goes through skin, that’s why we can still see some light when we close our eyes. Have you ever done that? Have you ever closed your eyes, but you could still kind of see light through your eye lids? I like to do it sometimes. I close my eyes and pretend the lightbulb in my room is the sun shining on all of us. Me and all of my vampire friends. So warm. Do you want to try that? Do you want to close your eyes with me? I can see the light right through my eyelids, so that must mean that the skin on my eyelids is actually pretty thin, right? Can you see how thin my eyelids are?

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