Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’d use my knowledge of the future to do two chicks at same time
Geetnerd@lemmy.world 11 months ago
[deleted]Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 months ago
“Hey ladies… Ever been with a guy who can read?”
partial_accumen@lemmy.world 11 months ago
“Hey ladies… Ever been with a guy who can read?”
Not so fast. Assuming you’re referring to English, the year 1375 would probably put you in the Middle English period. You might be able to read either.
Here’s a sample:
Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 months ago
I mean, I’ve taken English Lit and courses on just Shakespeare so I can indeed read that.
guy@piefed.social 11 months ago
The weirder words was easier to read in Swedish
kmartburrito@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Fucking A
partial_accumen@lemmy.world 11 months ago
“I figure a guy that can time travel 650 years into the past can set something like that up”
GoofSchmoofer@lemmy.world 11 months ago
… and B too
MissJinx@lemmy.world 11 months ago
well I’m a woman so anything I do will be witchcreaft. I would probably try to get to north america in some way and warn them “the fuckers are coming”.
that would mess up the future lol