Comment on Happy Easter from the POTUS

floo@retrolemmy.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Jesus retained his powers after resurrection, making him a Lich, not a zombie.

  My guess is the cross is his phylactery.

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    1000001417

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    • TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Wtf is this

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  • floo@retrolemmy.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I know, but it doesn’t have the same ring to it, though. Most people don’t know what a lich is, anyway.

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