Comment on Dolores Umbridge was a JK Rowling Self Insert all this time.

• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  …I didn’t read Harry Potter and can’t tell if you’re joking?

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  • andros_rex@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Professor Umbridge was lying in a bed opposite them, gazing up at the ceiling … Since she had returned to the castle she had not, as far as any of them knew, uttered a single word. Nobody really knew what was wrong with her, either. Her usually neat mousy hair was very untidy and there were still bits of twigs and leaves in it, but otherwise she seemed to be quite unscathed.

    ‘Madam Pomfrey says she’s just in shock,’ whispered Hermione.

    ‘Sulking, more like,’ said Ginny.

    ‘Yeah, she shows signs of life if you do this,’ said Ron, and with his tongue he made soft clip-clopping noises. Umbridge sat bolt upright, looking around wildly.

    ‘Anything wrong, Professor?’ called Madam Pomfrey, poking her head around her office door.

    ‘No … no …’ said Umbridge, sinking back into her pillows. ‘No, I must have been dreaming …’

    Hermione and Ginny muffled their laughter in the bedclothes.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Huh. Holy fucking shit.

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      • cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        it’s the same jk rowling that had the ghost of a 50 year old woman leer after a teenager while he was taking a bath in the prefect bathroom.

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• Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Well of course they’re going to do whatever we want in the forest. Because of the implication.” -Dennis “centaur” Reynolds

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