I remember when once I ate a ton of red bell peppers and got jumpscared when my shit was bright pink. I think the color was like this: Image
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FenrirIII@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Mix some beets into food (don’t tell anyone), scare everyone when their poop is red
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 week ago
Cataphract@lemmy.ml 6 days ago
I found an awesome blue drink-mix this week that turned my poop a nice solid Grinch color
10/10, would recommend for the holidays.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 days ago
How about we try to find a food for every poop color? We could make a huge colorful painting and call it 50 Shades of Shit
dbtng@eviltoast.org 6 days ago
Genious!!!
dbtng@eviltoast.org 6 days ago
Ya, blue drinks make green poop!
dingus@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Wow! I love red bell peppers but I’ve never ate enough of them to do this! I’m impressed!
AquaTofana@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I told this story on here way back when I first moved to Lemmy, but I went through a period of eating some sea salted beet chips (fucking delicious btw) for lunch every day. I didnt grow up eating beets, no idea why I tried them, but I didnt realize what was happening when I started pissing red.
Got in with my PCM and was panicking like “I have blood in my urine and I’m not on my cycle, and it looks different anyway!”
So he was like “Aight, what did you eat yesterday?”
I felt like such a fucking idiot wasting his time. But a bunch of kind Lemmings on here assured me that it happens a LOT, and its always better to get checked.
That being said, there should definitely be a warning on those chip bags for those of us who lack critical thinking skills lmao