Keep sending him burgers and fries
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DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Statistically, he’ll die of poor health in the next four years. He’s very unhealthy, and very old. Medicine can only do so much.
SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
starlinguk@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
If he’s got dementia, he’ll probably die within 10 years of his first symptoms, and that’s been a while. It’ll still be too long, obviously.
cdnwaffleiron@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
One can only hope…
Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
We thought that when he got covid though.
Some people are kept alive through sheer meanness.
SabinStargem@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
My hypothesis: narcissistic people live longer, because they apply the placebo effect at all times to themselves.
WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I think it’s simply due to stress. Most people care about people other than themselves. They worry about the effect of their actions on others. They worry about not living up to their potential. They worry about letting people they care about down. Narcissists by contrast get to live blissfully ignorant low stress lives. Look at Trump. That bastard has not a care in the world. In his mind, he’s already perfect. Notice how the presidency tends to rapidly age people, but it didn’t seem to affect Trump? This is why.
tyronenguyen@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yeah he’s golfing everyday
He’s stressed doing politics for an hour, so he’ll go golf for 4hrs. If anything, he’s getting younger.
Formfiller@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I agree with your theory that narcissists live longer but I also think they suck the lives out of the people closest to them
naught101@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Sooo… Narcissists are a type of vampire?
iamtrashman1312@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You could really be on to something there. It scans
conditional_soup@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
It scans?! Yar, I’ll be lootin’ this here phrase, matey!
Red_October@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s said that the good die young. That orange shitstick might be nearly immortal.
CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe 3 weeks ago
Mmm idk, personally I know a selfish POS that killed himself a few years out of college. Then again: every rule will have its exceptions.
selson@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
It’s the mean granny rule.
Matticus@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
And in that case, access to treatment not available to the general public yet.
Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
I bet it wasn’t horse dewormer for him.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
So he got the horse rewormer then. I think you’re onto something