We take your milk and your child, here is a robot that hugs you.
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PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
My wife’s cousins dairy farm has one of these robots. It’s like a big roomba that dispenses hay. The cows love that machine lol. He also has an automated cow hugger and cows like up to get squeezed by this machine. It’s pretty cool.
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 3 weeks ago
technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Sounds like paradise!!! \s \s \s jfc.
PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
You’re right. It’s horrible and evil and I should disavow both my wife and her cousin for participating in such a thing and burn the entire thing down and free the cows.
Empricorn@feddit.nl 4 weeks ago
Okay, I joked in another comment, but I have to know more about this cow-hugging machine!
magic_smoke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Wtf why do all the good jobs keep getting take by fucking robots.
I don’t want to dick with excel sheets, pay me to hug cows.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Best I can do is pay you to dick cows?
echodot@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
There’s a phone near me and they have two rotating brushes. They look like the things that wash your car in a drive in car wash, except with bristles rather than floppy mops.