I’m reminded of when McDonalds did their Rick and Morty szechuan sauce promotion, and basically no place actually had it.
It was a big story that Rick and Morty fans harassed workers complaining that the franchise lied to them.
It got so bad that McDonalds released an app to show where and when stories had the sauce, and announced they’d be selling posters as well. Unfortunately, some locations lied or at least misused the app to say they had the sauce when they didn’t.
So I went to one location with my brother, and we found a line forming outside. The store wasn’t allowed to sell the posters till late in the afternoon for some reason, and wouldn’t let anyone there for the sauce even enter the building with cashiers actively blocking any Rick and Morty fan from entering, even just looking college age was enough to be refused entry.
I thought this was ridiculous and just said “Wow, the only thing that’d make this worse is if they didn’t have the sauce.”, only for the lady guarding the door to tell me that they did indeed not have the sauce, despite the app saying they did.
There was this guy simping hard for her, mi’lady style, and a bunch of brodudes talking about how they’re so Nihilistic and Smart “JUST LIEK RICK!”, whole thing was a shit so. He said “Oh yeah, no they don’t have the sauce, I asked.”
He was eating cheeseburgers despite not being allowed in, apparently you could have the food brought out to you if you used the app.
It was fucking cold that day. Still feels like, even false advertising aside, something about this had to be illegal.
So I said “Fuck this, I’m leaving.”, just got into my car, went to Wendy’s, ordered chicken nuggets and the most asian sounding sauce they had. Posted one of the only food selfies I’ve ever done of what I ordered
“Was going to post me eating the sauce, but I went to Wendy’s instead because this store actually has products they claim to offer.”
A friend of mine asked the next day what was up with that post, and I told him the story.
He looked at me geniunely impressed, and said “Wait, you valued your own self-respect over the ‘cool corporate thing’, voiced your dissatisfaction, and calmly left without making a scene or embarassing yourself? If anyone was Rick at this event, it was you”
I just said “Huh”, as I didn’t do that to be cool, I was just hungry, wanted to buy nuggets, and didn’t get them from a store that lied about having them…
It was then that my brother, who had been with me when we went to McDonalds spoke up, admitting he didn’t even think of what we actually did that day either, we just up and said “Screw you guys, I’m coming home.” and said one of the wisest things I’ll never forget
“If you think you’re Rick, it means you’re Jerry.”
Delphia@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Real gangsta ass niggas dont flex nuts, cause real gangsta ass niggas know they got em.
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
Delphia@lemmy.world 6 days ago
The fact that you used the word “Cringe” means the song probably came out before you were born.
Kids these days think they invented pop culture references…
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Ha ha, I never actually ever paid attention to the lyrics all the way through. The last rap by Bush I is awesome.
ganbramor@lemmy.world 5 days ago
lol, it’s from a song. Might want to google things you don’t understand before making negative comments.
Delphia@lemmy.world 5 days ago
But then who would I condescendingly windmill dunk on?
klemptor@startrek.website 5 days ago
And everything’s cool in the mind of a gangsta