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Oh. Well I was totally thinking that was going to go in a “I was a secret billionaire’s mistress” sort-a-way. Not, “I have a legit supervillain backstory” kinda way, sorry lol

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andros_rex@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
The ups of my life are things like dinner for three at the top of Harrod’s that cost more than my current apartments rent (and steak. oh god actual fancy steak house steak. foie gras on a rare filet), the downs are analingus for grocery money (pan fried chicken hearts in butter with rice got me through college).

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- Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  
  analingus
  
  Did you mean “analogous?” lol
  
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  - andros_rex@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    Hunger is the best spice.
    
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  - Kitathalla@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    Did the tongue stutter?
    
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SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
Superhero backstory. The billionaire is already the supervillain in this story.

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