Comment on Tesla pulls out all the stops as Cybertruck sales grind to a halt

KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Fire the CEO, for him to sell all his stock, recall all the trucks and go over them with a fine tooth comb for quality issues, force them all through safety tests and fix anything that’s unsafe, lower the price by 40%…, get rid of the tracking bullshit, You’ll still have a uglyAF “truck” but it might just be sellable.

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  • Usernameblankface@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fixing safety issues would have to include that sharp front end. Maybe just ditch the entire “stainless” exterior and restyling the whole thing would help with that.

    Pretty much start with the battery pack and drivetrain, start over after that.

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• Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Look at the havoc that dude leaves in his wake. Prime choice for president.

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• MrMcGasion@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Fire your CEO.

  Out of a canon, through some flaming rings, and into an empty bucket of water. If I have to watch a clown-show, at least make it entertaining.

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Empty bucket of water? What about the shark invested-waters we booked over a year ago??

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  • werefreeatlast@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Which would win? Clown or concrete wall? Let’s find out!

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