Comment on Tesla pulls out all the stops as Cybertruck sales grind to a halt

• Buffalox@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wow, it’s beautiful and so futuristic! I bet Tesla could sell twice as many as the Cybertrucks of those. Provided he makes it bulletproof of course. The great weakness and the reason for the disappointing sales of the Cybertruck is that the glass isn’t bulletproof, I simply can’t think of any other reason.

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  • werefreeatlast@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The Cyberbox! Imagine it! A box, with wheels! Don’t need windshields because the cameras are superior.

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    • Buffalox@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Absolutely, I don’t need windows, I use Linux! 😋

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      • werefreeatlast@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Imagining my new all electric commuting box with a high fidelity decal of Linus Trovalds giving the guy in the back a double fisted middle finger!

        With speed lines and fire ball theme. The reverse sound alarm is the same thing they use in kei trucks…cute Japanese voice model saying excuse me I’m backing up! For lights, we would want fog lights along with a fog horn, we would want 300w for normal driving, 5000w for blinding incoming traffic and flash bulbs in case anyone wants to follow me too closely. A green laser for traffic cameras, and an LED screen so I can tell the guy behind me things I did with his mother. " We went shopping together yesterday… At Victoria’s secret!"…and that’s the design and how I would end a conversation regarding Tesla trucks.

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