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ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• cron@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Under rare circumstances, the update from last night could lead to death. Luckily, it only affected 3.14% of our users, causing only a minor dent in our revenues.

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  • BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Funnily enough, 3.4% is the mortality of COVID.

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    • cron@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Didn’t notice, i just entered the first digits of π

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  • Cypher@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Avoid any unexpected temporary features by subscribing to the delayed update service betanomore today!

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• independantiste@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  When my company provided neuralink with crowdstrike installed crashes and forces me to sleep so I can’t work the next day Image

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• danc4498@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Not hearing these news stories because the owners of all media are billionaires that are in cahoots with each other.

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• WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Dying of thirst because Musk never bothered to have someone update his product’s TIME_T to 64-bit.

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