Comment on Me when my parents told me they first met in the summer of 1999 & started dating the following year and I did the math (dad - 1959, mom - 1984)

• Enkrod@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  (I’m born in 2006)

  …

  I’ll just sit here, aging quickly.

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• obscur_e@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  half brother, what is the other half?

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  • pipe01@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Wolf

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    • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      I saw that movie.

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  • animeeyes@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Half my dad, half my dad’s ex wife = my half bro (pseudouncle)

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    • Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Your brother was half your dad? Man, that’s crazy.

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      • queermunist@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        You’re probably half your dad too, dude.

        That’s the most common situation anyway

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• Zoldyck@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Yeah, that must be weird.

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  • animeeyes@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    To make things even more interesting, my half bro has a daughter who is 2 years younger than me & we consider each other cousins even though she’s actually my (half?) niece.

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    • Zoldyck@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Very interesting family dynamics, haha

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    • _cnt0@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      That’s a lot of words to say you’re from Alabama.

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• pencil_nerd@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Your brother is older than your mom?

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  • uzay@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    He is one year younger, so not weird at all

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