Comment on Me when my parents told me they first met in the summer of 1999 & started dating the following year and I did the math (dad - 1959, mom - 1984)

Zoldyck@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

• animeeyes@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I have a half-brother born in 1985 (I’m born in 2006) whom I’ve always called uncle cause he’s so much older than me and calling him brother feels weird. 😭

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  • Enkrod@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    (I’m born in 2006)

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    I’ll just sit here, aging quickly.

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  • obscur_e@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    half brother, what is the other half?

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    • pipe01@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Wolf

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      • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        I saw that movie.

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    • animeeyes@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Half my dad, half my dad’s ex wife = my half bro (pseudouncle)

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      • Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        Your brother was half your dad? Man, that’s crazy.

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  • Zoldyck@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Yeah, that must be weird.

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    • animeeyes@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      To make things even more interesting, my half bro has a daughter who is 2 years younger than me & we consider each other cousins even though she’s actually my (half?) niece.

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      • Zoldyck@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        Very interesting family dynamics, haha

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      • _cnt0@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        That’s a lot of words to say you’re from Alabama.

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  • pencil_nerd@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Your brother is older than your mom?

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    • uzay@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      He is one year younger, so not weird at all

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