You keep your washing machine in the shower? That seems risky
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Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
You’re gonna take a girl home and fuck her in the ass and then get mad when you find poop?? This is an occupational risk of ass fucking. Do you not have access to a shower and washing machine?
Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 1 month ago
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I wouldn’t mind a washer machine for people. Circular cylinder with jets on all sides that spray soap and water like a car wash. I’m sure it wouldn’t do as well scrubbing but when you need a quick 2 min shower and have had a long day… sure would beat trying to reach the middle of my back. Stupid stick loofa…
Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 1 month ago
“Meet George Jetson”
qarbone@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Where did it say he did butt stuff?
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Since the guy is comparing it to squirting, I think his partner had diarrhea.
Not necessarily even related to anal sex, but they might have been trying to hold it but there was no stopping the high pressure leak
CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Holding in a shit before, during or probably even after anal sex can’t be a smart idea
OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I mean, there’s nothing to necessarily imply it was anal sex. trying to hold a shit during any sex is still a kinda risky move.