Comment on You have a bad friend if he isn't willing to help you bury a dead body or if he is willing to help you.

ccunning@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Yeah, this shower thought is awfully judgy coming from a (presumably hypothetical) killer.

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• possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Counter counterpoint: you are the dead body and your best friend is helping to bury you.

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• fsxylo@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “yeah, when I said I’d do anything for you, that was a fucking figure of speech”

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  • Ziglin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I have prepended an almost every time I’ve said seriously that sort of thing to someone.

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• MimicJar@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I dunno, asking a friend is the right thing to do. Demanding things is how I ended up with a body in the first place.

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• essell@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  For me it’d be fine. For my actually close friends I specifically said I would help them with a body if needed, so they’re honouring my wishes by asking

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