Comment on "You'll end up in a van down by the river" if you do drugs, don't go to college, etc. advice never includes the warning: "Don't suffer major Depression that gives you complete apathy for existence."

breadsmasher@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

• gibmiser@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  They mean the advice does not acknowledge the risk of going into debt then becoming depressed

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  • breadsmasher@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    At no point was that mentioned in the OP

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    • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The post is saying that the helpful advice is about making choices and omits things outside of your control, like depression, that can lead to the same result.

      It isn’t saying to not be depressed.

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      • 1371113@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        It’s a sarcastic take on common advice. It’s implied by the inanity of the suggestion. Most people got it, wasn’t something you saw. You’ll get it next time :).

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      • breadsmasher@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Advice never includes “dont suffer major depression…”

        what? it literally does say that.

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• JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Yeah… That’s the joke…

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• JaymesRS@literature.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Have you tried taking a walk outside in the sun while eating better and getting more sleep?

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  • Sir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Still depressed but now have second degree burns

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    • JaymesRS@literature.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Second degree‽

      Those are rookie numbers. You gotta bump that up to third at least.

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• Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Hey kid, wanna try some depression? The first time is free!

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