Comment on The ability to be spontaneous in life is directly proportion to the size of your bank account

superkret@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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1 + 1000 * k  

• jjjalljs@ttrpg.network ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I think you have to also account for the kids’ ages. An infant is different than a toddler, teen, or adult child.

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  • superkret@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I have left this aspect as an exercise to the reader.

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• satans_methpipe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m having a really hard time refuting this equation. It appears to work out even for negative and non-integer values of k

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  • RandomVideos@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What if i have -0.001 kids?

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    • satans_methpipe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Chop off the end of some kids finger.

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  • Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Okay but how would one have negative amount of kids??

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    • CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Murder. It’s how many kids you’ve murdered. Therefore you will be in prison and have negative spontaneity.

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    • satans_methpipe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Kill someone else’s kid.

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• SirQuackTheDuck@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ah yeah, as a DINK, this is a great formula

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