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li10@feddit.uk ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  After holding in a shit for a couple hours yeah. Literally shitting bricks at that point.

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  • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Hours…?

    You may want to see a specialist about that, my guy…

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    • Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Why would I do that? I had to hold it in because there was no toilet around for a couple hours.

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      • Death_Equity@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Were there any sinks?

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• gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s like a fuckin’ howitzer when it reaches the release point, for real

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• JackFrostNCola@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Me too, once held too long when i was busy and kept hitting the ‘snooze button’ on going all day long, end of the day i dropped something that resembled a hand grenade, with the little square-ish ridges and everything. The pain, the relief, the lasting butthole tenderness afterwards.

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• state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  A sound like from a gun, followed by the shattering of porcelain.

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• Comment105@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I ended up occasionally chugging about half a liter of water before going, because this started happening.

  That seems to actually do something very useful when I think I’ve not had enough water prior, but I don’t actually know the details of how the body moves and uses that water. It intuitively feels like 2-3 minutes should be too short of a time-span to start doing useful work, but it still seems to work.

  In general not using piddly little 0.2l glasses and instead keeping a large glass or bottle with me isn’t just helpful, it’s vitally important. I simply can’t get by occasionally drinking small glasses of water. Other than the first day I’d resolve to start drinking more water again, I never went to fill them up enough times to actually get sufficient hydration for my size.

  Additionally, I’ve learnt to feel my hydration on my lips, if they’re dry I need a drink. But I am an unreliable, irrational actor. I don’t always pay enough attention, or stay on top of things even if I notice, so I’m likely to resort to desperately chugging water again.

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