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Banichan@dormi.zone 5 weeks ago
Why do they keep using younger pictures of him for these articles? Why don’t they show him the way he is right now?
pyre@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Cadeillac@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
What about this younger picture that he deleted?
Wino@lemmy.cafe 5 weeks ago
This was the first warning. We all saw him cosplay as a Matrix extra, and we did laugh at him, but we didn’t bully this dork ass bitch enough.
sandbox@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I don’t think bullying dorks who cosplay as their cyberpunk OC will help. Bully billionaires instead.
theangryseal@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I think he could have got two birds stoned at once with this one.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Everytime I think I’m a little “out there”, I remember THIS dork exists, which frees up my mind to do other things.
Like put on a mushroomhead XX logo painted jason mask, a diana ross wig, and flannel shirt so I could go to a Fiona Apple concert, mostly against my will, get up to the front of the stage and start waving my hand enthusiastically and yell “HI HIPPIE LADY!!! HELLO!!! HELLO HIPPIE LADY!!! HIIIIIII!!!” as her bassist had to walk off stage from laughing too much, Fiona Apple looking annoyed, and 2000 people all glaring daggers at me. Luckily the crowd was 100% females besides me. So no violence towards my antics actually took place.
Times are crazy. Especially when I remember that story is like 20 years old.
theangryseal@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Wait… You did this?
FireWire400@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
That should be the header image for c/blunderyears