Comment on The two types of jobs

• AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “Not really. I signed an NDA”

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• umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  yes i was fucking your mother

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• abbadon420@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I was a stay-at-home dad while my wife was a high payed lawyer, or I had to care for my elderly mother while she was dying from ass cancer, or I was doing drugs but I’ve been clean for over a year now, or shut up that’s none of your business why are you even asking this shit for a job that requires no education or experience!?..

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• partial_accumen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “could you tell us about this 10 year gap in your resume?”

  People lie to get higher paying jobs, lie to get a lower one:

  5 year a Accenture doing Full Stack Development = 5 years at Accenture on the loading dock

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• superkret@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “To be honest, I don’t remember most of it, due to all the drugs.”

  “You’re hired, welcome at Ford.”

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• Kecessa@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Doesn’t need to be a gap, just make it less than what you were really doing.

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