Comment on The two types of jobs

• ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “could you tell us about this 10 year gap in your resume?”

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  • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    “Not really. I signed an NDA”

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  • umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    yes i was fucking your mother

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  • abbadon420@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I was a stay-at-home dad while my wife was a high payed lawyer, or I had to care for my elderly mother while she was dying from ass cancer, or I was doing drugs but I’ve been clean for over a year now, or shut up that’s none of your business why are you even asking this shit for a job that requires no education or experience!?..

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  • partial_accumen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    “could you tell us about this 10 year gap in your resume?”

    People lie to get higher paying jobs, lie to get a lower one:

    5 year a Accenture doing Full Stack Development = 5 years at Accenture on the loading dock

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  • superkret@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    “To be honest, I don’t remember most of it, due to all the drugs.”

    “You’re hired, welcome at Ford.”

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  • Kecessa@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Doesn’t need to be a gap, just make it less than what you were really doing.

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