Comment on If Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine?

Alenalda@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• Car@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  There was a British superhero TV show called Misfits. One of the delinquents had the power to control milk, I.e. you drink milk and this guy could curdle it in your body and kill you.

  Are we both thinking about 15% BAC murderin’ Jesus here?

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That would have been a much better show if they didn’t turn over the entire cast every series or so.

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• Death_Equity@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why did he even bother to make the wine, he could just make everybody the perfect level of drunk without sobering up.

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  • Quexotic@infosec.pub ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Maybe it was a consent thing?

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    • Death_Equity@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Being confirmed means giving consent, at least that was the legal defence my pastor had.

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      • Quexotic@infosec.pub ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’m sorry to hear that. Yet another reason I don’t do organized religion.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He wasn’t that omnipotent, okay?

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    • Death_Equity@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Only someone who is omniscient could know that.

      Fly Squid is a god, confirmed.

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      • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It’s about time I got the recognition I deserve.

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• MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Something over 90%.

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• x00za@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Are you saying water made water into water with a bit of alcohol?

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