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Comment on Glass Antenna Turns Windows Into 5G Base Stations - IEEE Spectrum

Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

Tin foil on your balls or labia will stop 5G from entering your brain. If all else fails, try recital carrots. They have cyanidin 3-ferulylxyloglucosyl galactoside which block receptors in the soul from receiving 410 MHz to 7125 MHz frequencies.

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XeroxCool@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

recital carrots

And I suddenly really want to play piano

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pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
Rectal carrots are great even without the privacy benefits

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whatwhatwhatwhat@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

recital carrots

I don’t know why, but I read this as “rectal carrots”. Like some sort of a carrot suppository.

Brb, I’m gonna try something…

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- Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  Lol i actually meant that. I don’t use autocorrect and proofreading is sorry missed.
  
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  - whatwhatwhatwhat@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    That’s hilarious. The Lemmy hive mind is definitely forming.
    
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