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Railing5132@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• WaxedWookie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It’s your lucky day - I happen to run a post-rapture plant watering and pet sitting business - I’m sure as shit not getting raptured.

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  • Railing5132@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Great Scott! I was so busy packing, I forgot about the dog! Quick! What are your rates! Nevermind - here’s my bank info - I won’t need money anymore!!

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    • WaxedWookie@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No worries, friend - doggos to the left, wallets to the right - peace be with you and whatnot!

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      • Railing5132@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Oh, shit, I’m still here… Can I have my wallet and dog back please?!?

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  • KingJalopy@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’m guessing you haven’t had many customers yet?

    Also, you think you’re not getting raptured but you are literally offering a good thing for people that won’t even pay you. Pretty sure Jesus would think you were dope.

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    • evranch@lemmy.ca ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      If he follows through he’ll be in on round 2 of the rapture I guess

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    • WaxedWookie@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’m only a new startup, so I’m looking to take on my first clients.

      I figure things will work out - people that believe in the rapture tend not to pay attention to all the “love thy neighbour”, golden rule, feed the hungry, bathe the lepers Jesus teachings…

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Jesus. Obvs.

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  • KingJalopy@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Pretty sure pouring wine onto plants will kill them.

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