Comment on Platypuses

DJDarren@thelemmy.club ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• prex@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  And echidnas.

  I’m not sure if I’m and echidna custard or platypus custard kind of person.

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  • pyre@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    the new coke v pepsi

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  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Just be sure you don’t mention echidna custard in front of Ken Penders.

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  • PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Echidnas have a four-headed penis. You’re welcome.

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Just like normal humans, then?

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• FuglyDuck@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Dark.

  Also. Where can I try some?

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  • DJDarren@thelemmy.club ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    DM me your card details and I’ll send you a couple of pints from my platypus farm.

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    • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Wait…. People farm the weirdos?

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      • Minarble@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        It’s heavily regulated now as someone sold one of the male drumsticks that still had the venomous spur attached at a Saturday farmers market.

        Fortunately most of the venom was deactivated by frying it but they still had to be hospitalised for a week.

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      • DJDarren@thelemmy.club ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Er…no… Not me…

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• RagingRobot@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It can make it’s own breakfast

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  • itsnotits@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    make its* own breakfast

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  • Zink@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    A full English breakfast ain’t shit once you’ve had the full platypus breakfast!

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