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superkret@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• Snowclone@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It is a sin to spill your seed on the ground, thou must forever diligently rawdog thine brother’s wife. It pleases the lord.

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  • superkret@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My brother disagrees, so he clearly disrespects The Lord and must be killed, along with his male offspring, right?

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    • Hylactor@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Sure why not, and lets kill a couple goats and shit for good measure too while we’re at it.

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  • jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Every sperm is sacred.

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  • Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Okay Nick Mullen.

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  • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Tis a sin to spill thine seed on the ground

    Can’t spank it with nail holes in your hands. Jesus’ real sacrifice.

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