boughtmysoul

@boughtmysoul@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dems Demand Answers from Palantir About Plans to Build IRS “Mega-Database” of American Citizens⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sternly Worded Letter incoming.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Always nice to have a guest room⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  PUT THE LOTION IN THE FUCKING BASKET

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is Google about to destroy the web?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I understood that reference.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨News outlets in crisis mode as Google-led AI search push crushes website traffic⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Watch his recent interview with Nilay Patel from The Verge. Watching him dance around questions about this was painful.

  This man only cares about increasing Alphabet stock prices to ensure as large a golden parachute as possible on the way out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How often do you take him for a walk?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “This leash demeans us both”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Her screams…': Horror as innocent Chilean tourist in New York snatched by NYPD, 12-year-old daughter left alone on streets⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Because America’s problems are the world’s fucking problems. Believe me we’d love nothing more than to be able to stop giving a shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google confirms more ads on your paid YouTube Premium Lite soon⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The bus doesn’t stop when you look at an ad.

  Try harder.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who did this 😂😂😂⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I had a friend who edited the .jpeg or whatever in the shutdown sequence to say “it is NOT safe to shut off your computer” and waited for his family to freak out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google confirms more ads on your paid YouTube Premium Lite soon⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait. I pay for YouTube with my time, the most important resource I have access to. There’s a level where you pay money and STILL SEE ADS?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Front Brake Lights Could Drastically Diminish Road Accident Rates⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This might be the dumbest comment I have ever read on the Internet. That’s like 30 years of comments.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's Breathtaking How Fast AI Is Screwing Up the Education System⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When I asked him why he had gone through so much trouble to get to an Ivy League university only to off-load all of the learning to a robot, he said, “It’s the best place to meet your co-founder and your wife.”

  Yikes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do we tolerate it that Luigi Mangione is being held in prison. We know its absolutely the least safe place he can be?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  There are stupid questions.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI models routinely lie when honesty conflicts with their goals⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not a lie if you believe it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grand Theft Auto 6 release date has been announced, but the game has been delayed to 2026 | VGC⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve always found the missions clunky, the worlds annoying, and the controls borderline unusable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mark Zuckerberg Says Social Media Is Over⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t threaten me with a good time, Mark.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is real⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But Obama wore a tan suit once, and her emails.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Entire Pentagon defense tech unit to leave by May⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh sorry, you must have just woken from a coma you entered in 1995.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Justice Department asks judge to order Google the "immediate" sale of Chrome⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  A direct “donation” to Trump would instantly fix this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The specter of a GTA 6 delay haunts the games industry: 'Some companies are going to tank' if they guess wrong, says analyst⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  K. You do that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fetching bleach after this one⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s horrifying.