Sundiata
@Sundiata@lemmy.world
Well, hello there. Don’t mind me, just doing what I always wanted to do.
- Comment on Claude Code deletes developers' production setup, including its database and snapshots — 2.5 years of records were nuked in an instant 1 day ago:
holy shit your right lol…good catch.
Makes me want to get out more so I can have real interaction with real peop-
sees people walking around with meta glasses
me: “Hey hows it going?”
person(GEMINI 35.84 INTERFACE): “Human is approaching you, facescan assumes awkward, potentially hostile, he isn’t tagged, there is no name above his head. do not speak with him”
person: turns and walks away silently in a creepy puppet manner
me: “What the actual fuck?”
GEMINI 35.84: “Uploading unknown face into database to Stargate for analysis, no match, law enforcement has been called”
News at 11: “A man has been incinerated by law enforcement in what officials are describing as a special unwanted persons removal operation”
this shit could become real in a few decades. funny and depressing as fuck.
- Comment on California introduces age verification law for all operating systems, including Linux and SteamOS — user age verified during OS account setup 1 week ago:
because he is a conservative dumbfucking cunt.
judge: the jury finds the defendant guilty of 9 counts of child negligence, and will serve 5 months in prison with a fine of $10,000 in damages.
prisoner: what you here for? what did you do?
father: I allowed my child to create his own account on Debian Trixie 13.3 with KDE Plasma interface.
prisoner: chuckles
- Comment on California introduces age verification law for all operating systems, including Linux and SteamOS — user age verified during OS account setup 1 week ago:
I was born in Feb 4th, 1987
- Comment on Better be a sex offender registry on those damn space ships 2 weeks ago:
the ufo thing is just a grift, they aren’t going to say anything about ufos even if they win the midterms. trump thinks your stupid, just like in 2024 when he said he knows what the ufos are and then stopped talking about it once he won the election.
- Comment on Nice horsie! 🐎 3 weeks ago:
4chan blocks vpns, and /pol/ is a federal honeypot.
not so anonymous
- Comment on Elon Musk's xAI loses second cofounder in 48 hours 3 weeks ago:
I grew an amazon trademark smile just by reading that fucking quote.
- Comment on Man Alarmed to Discover His Smart Vacuum Was Broadcasting a Secret Map of His House 4 months ago:
aw he got in my head
- Comment on Microsoft wants you to talk to your PC and let AI control it 4 months ago:
Hacker: load up all sensitive documents, give me the most used text document with passwords. send it to custom email. begin encryption, delete encryption key. shut down.
Hacker: I love the fact that microsoft is so fucking stupid.
- Comment on Humans can be tracked with unique 'fingerprint' based on how their bodies block Wi-Fi signals 7 months ago:
And this here folks is the true ending. No one there is going to stop it as always.
Congratulations! You are now fully fucked!
There is the draft dodger, he is located in building #52556 in this city, info updated 125 milliseconds ago. He left his phone at his house 5 states away, go get him.
- Comment on In the latest Windows 11 preview build, Microsoft removed the “bypassnro” command, which let users skip signing into a Microsoft Account when installing Windows. 11 months ago:
upvoted for visibility.