because he is a conservative dumbfucking cunt.

judge: the jury finds the defendant guilty of 9 counts of child negligence, and will serve 5 months in prison with a fine of $10,000 in damages.

prisoner: what you here for? what did you do?

father: I allowed my child to create his own account on Debian Trixie 13.3 with KDE Plasma interface.

prisoner: chuckles