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Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨silence7@slrpnk.net⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

https://theonion.com/witnesses-assumed-charlie-kirk-shooter-was-just-ordinary-gunman-on-school-campus/

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  • rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Holy shit they have to go WAAAAAY out there to make sure everyone understands it’s satire now.

    I want off Mr. Toad’s wild ride. I’m still half convinced I took something 10 or 12 years ago and all this is just a bad hallucination I’m having in a hospital somewhere.

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    • sidelove@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I’m still half convinced I took something 10 or 12 years ago and all this is just a bad hallucination I’m having in a hospital somewhere.

      You and me both, brother. God I wish.

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      • popekingjoe@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Cheers bros. Here’s hoping this is all a collective coma we simultaneously fell into following some awful but not life threatening accident and we wake up soon.

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      • errer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Dicks out

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  • Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I laughed in actual horror before I realized it was The Onion. Like I would’ve fully believed it for a sec. Media literacy is important kiddos, read more than a headline!

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