Submitted 6 months ago by silence7@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
Holy shit they have to go WAAAAAY out there to make sure everyone understands it’s satire now.
I want off Mr. Toad’s wild ride. I’m still half convinced I took something 10 or 12 years ago and all this is just a bad hallucination I’m having in a hospital somewhere.
I’m still half convinced I took something 10 or 12 years ago and all this is just a bad hallucination I’m having in a hospital somewhere.
You and me both, brother. God I wish.
Dicks out
Cheers bros. Here’s hoping this is all a collective coma we simultaneously fell into following some awful but not life threatening accident and we wake up soon.
Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
I laughed in actual horror before I realized it was The Onion. Like I would’ve fully believed it for a sec. Media literacy is important kiddos, read more than a headline!