BranBucket
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- Comment on I ate: Arby's Steak Nuggets 2 weeks ago:
Imagine if angels performed a miracle that allowed a tater tot and a McDonald’s hashbrown to produce a child, after which someone found the least expensive way to replicate that product by mundane and industrial means.
Hearty, weighty, and substantial, yet still crispy on the outside while soft on the inside.
I like to use the sauce packets to draw little designs on them, elevating an already divine side dish into the perfect amuse-bouche.
- Comment on I ate: Arby's Steak Nuggets 2 weeks ago:
Re: Regular vs. Curly fries.
Clearly, this debate sparks from a deep cultural ignorance of what it truly means to eat at an Arby’s.
Although this practice was interrupted for a while by an episode of sheer corporate madness, the only proper potato-based side dish is potato cakes that have been set upon the wrapper of a large beef and cheddar to catch the excess cheese and sauce that falls from the sandwich.
Only once they have been drizzled in a combo of surplus liquid cheddar, horsey, and Arby’s sauce can you truly appreciate what potatoes were meant to be.
Much like eating an Ortolan, it’s best to cover your head with a handkerchief while indulging, so as to hide the shame of such a decadent meal from God.
- Comment on Pessimism is a vital component for any healthy society 4 months ago:
An optimist invents the airplane. A pessimist invents the parachute.
- Comment on Sony Music Among Parties Pushing To Cut Off Internet for Pirating Customers — Supreme Court Asked To Intervene 6 months ago:
Cut off internet for people who pirate… Those people are now unable to stream anything… Sacrifice thousands in potential revenue over an infringement that maybe cost them a few dollars, if that… Deter no one because everyone thinks they won’t get caught.
Good move. Smart guys.
- Comment on Zuckerberg's rightward policy shift hits Meta staffers, targets Apple 8 months ago:
Zuck’s eyes always look like they were cut out of his original body and hastily glued into his current one…
Also, fuck him and Meta for this bullshit. Greedy cowards.
- Comment on BACK IT UP 11 months ago:
He rants about the FDA suppressing things big pharma can’t patent… Did they not develop and patent these?