Norgoroth

@Norgoroth@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clean butt⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I squat on top of the seat like everyone else

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clean butt⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Then why is my whole bathroom covered in a fine layer of poo flecks? Checkmate

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clean butt⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  When you spray your asshole with a high pressure stream of water it sends flecks of poo into the air

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clean butt⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I love spraying flecks of poo all over the handle so the next guy touches my poo flecks, very euro sanitary

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the community for stuff like this?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I love raw onion, is that why my balls are the size of children’s marble and bicep size of grapefruit?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨dear republicans, what's the point of alienating every single ally of the US?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Make liberals tears is the only reason in their hateful and stunted minds

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don’t panic, but an asteroid has a 1.9% chance of hitting Earth in 2032⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  130 - 400 meters

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Billionaire Larry Ellison says a vast AI-fueled surveillance system can ensure 'citizens will be on their best behavior'⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Father Luigi won’t you spare us from this clown

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you are a young person you have no idea how bad everyone and everything smelled until at least the 1990s.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Noone could smell anything from smoking so much, the smoke stank paradox