We must all submit to the unseen orb.
Submitted 11 months ago by Datas_Cat_Spot@startrek.website to [deleted]
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001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Yondu_the_Ravager@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s those damn LIBERALS trying to take away MY RIGHTS. ILL DO WHAT I WANT stares into sun for an incomprehensibly long time
Thedogspaw@midwest.social [bot] 11 months ago
Look into the orb look into the orb and see the souls of the dead
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
All glory to Orb
0x4E4F@lemmy.rollenspiel.monster 11 months ago
When I was a kid my mom told me not to stare into the sun… so once when I was 7 I did…
Ominous Clint Mansell tune…
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milkytoast@kbin.social 11 months ago
all hail The Orb
ElectricAirship@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
That bulb is just naked and super duper shy
rustyfish@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Alright. I shall reveal myself: It is I, Q.
You don’t know this, the democrats try to hide this from you: Looking directly into the ball of magic plasma in the sky for about 30 minutes straight will fill your ancient white blood cell batteries. Which means your eyes will turn golden, you will get super fast healing powers and your cock will grow. Works on males and females. But do not blink while looking into it. Not once. Or else you will turn black.
Seriously, why do you think my agents are speaking of „drinking liberal tears“ all the time? Just take the fucking hint dumbass. Look into the sun today.
Q out.
samus12345@lemmy.world 11 months ago
mrbubblesort@kbin.social 11 months ago
Oh I'm sorry, I thought this was America! Aren't I allowed to stare at the orb? Is this a communist country or somethin? I thought I was in America!
PostnataleAbtreibung@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You are totally allowed to do so. But it’s one of the things you only do once if you are unlucky.
Clown_Tempura@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Sun. You grow my food, you kill my enemies… you’re totally worth the skin cancer.
db2@lemmy.one 11 months ago
Who says you’re not allowed to? Go ahead, nobody will stop you.
ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Surrounded by a golden aura ☑️ Constantly changing form ☑️ Blinds you if you look right at it ☑️ Radiates warmth ☑️
The sun is an angel confirmed
ArcticLynx@feddit.de 11 months ago
wtf I’m religious now
kool_newt@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Not enough eyeballs
Datas_Cat_Spot@startrek.website 11 months ago
You’re trying to get me in trouble with the orb.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 months ago
They say you’re not allowed to. Don’t give in. Fight The Man!