No1

@No1@aussie.zone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Were you on Facebook 10 years ago? You may be able to claim part of this $50 million payout⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m calling it now.

  We’re all getting a heap of spam emails/texts from scammers about this.

  I rate it under Nigerian levels, but abive BCF and Bunnings levels.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Once Australia’s second priciest city, Melbourne has become more affordable. What happened – and will it last?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I only did a very basic search, but the AI summary said that Sydney prices also peaked in 2022 (pandemic boom), declined, and have only recently reached the 22 levels.

  This article also has some interesting data for comparing Aus cities.

  Eg the Sydney median is $1.8M vs Melbourne 1.1M.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Nothing' done to address gaps created by teen social media ban, says children's commissioner⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  4chan is open for business. They excluded it, if you can believe it.

  Because that is a safe, respectful bastion of community love and respect.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New BoM website has rolled out⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not sure if I should be furious or laughing my ass off.

  Well played.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CSL and Optus pay millions to executives despite paying no company tax in Australia⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, they can’t make 000!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨36 hours of record heat, winds, storms predicted for south-east Australia⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s either :

  ‘Ah, ah ah, ah stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive’

  or the more Aussie:

  ‘Cheap wine, and a three day growth’

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Warning over deadly virus after bat bites Pilbara woman⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And hide your pangolins!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tawny frogmouth named 2025 Australian bird of the year winner⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Great photo! Thanks for sharing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AFP promises ‘swift action’ after Albanese, Ley and Morrison’s private phone numbers exposed online⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Albo yet to receive single phone call

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Two years after school phone bans were implemented in Australia, what’s changed? ‘The impacts were clear’⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  harder for teachers, supervisors [and] support workers to deal with.

  Because they have to teach the kids what the word “No” means?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘Australia is not the USA’: Labor accuses Coalition of importing Trump-style culture war on immigration⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I won’t vote Liberal until they promise to build a wall entirely around Australia AND Tasmania, and implement 150% tariffs because everything is too cheap.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tawny frogmouths take patience to appreciate. They will reward you with insights into their remarkable lives | Stephanie Convery⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck those birds.

  I spent a lot if time trying to work out where that alarm noise was coming from, or if it was one of our fire alarms 😈🖕

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Something not in the water: why are Queensland councils voting to remove fluoride?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  5G will activate the microchips in the flouride and they will be able to track everyone!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Australians are in more pain – and our new data shows it’s not just due to ageing⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I get a real surprise sometimes when you see old tv/movie street shots etc, and everyone looks thin compared to today.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Summer is coming. How long do you shower for?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I do cold showers for maybe 6 months a year centred on summer.

  It sure makes you operate at maximum efficiency at either end of that period.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No Australians immune: What 2050 and beyond will look like for your city⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Tasmania is lookint like our last refuge.

  Until builders bribe the politicians to allow them to start building in Antarctica.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Politicians hoping AI can fix Australia’s housing crisis are risking another Robodebt⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  We are all fucked if the politicians and/or civil service starts using AI for policy creation or implementation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Social media platforms will not be required to prove accuracy of under-16 bans⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  As a matter of interest, where is the closest/fastest non fourteen eyes country that has good privacy laws?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨REMINDER: Check your NBN speeds after the weekend upgrade⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Be careful.

  I know on Exetel, the above does apply, ie cheaper and faster.

  BUT, the new plan won’t let you turn off CG-NAT, which may affect playing some games or other apps/services that you might use.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Neo-Nazi leader ordered to complete community service for intimidating police officer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Meh, as if we want a Nazi in our community for 1 hour, let alone 200 hours.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Australians soon facing age checks when viewing adult websites⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  A natural follow on from the under 16 social media bans.

  I remember when we used to laugh at the restrictions China had on the internet, yet we’re happily walking down the same path.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨U.S. influencer under investigation in Australia over controversial crocodile videos⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The stingray took out Steve-o, yet the crocs left this douche alone 👿

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some of Australia’s most influential thinktanks refuse to reveal their biggest donors. Should they?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  An execption to Betteridge’s law of headlines

  Yes. But there will always be ways around it, eg put it few a few trusts or shell companies so that it’s not obvious who is actually donating it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what is up with u/dwazoup⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That account is dominating my mostly meme free Hot front page

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The age assurance technologies under-16s could face amid social media bans⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This is gonna be such a shitshow.

  The day it goes live will be the first time a lot of people even find out what their political overlords signed them up sold them out for.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Claim 1544 migrants arrive daily misuses data: experts | AAP⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  341,000

  So, an average of 934/day.

  Whether it’s 1544 or 934 doesn’t matter to those looking to dog whistle up any rascists.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grandfather accidentally takes home wrong child from Sydney daycare centre⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  TBF, sometimes people wish they could switch kids.

  He probably realised it was the wrong one when the little kid was too well behaved lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why the cost of living crisis will not get better⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  So you have no empathy for them now,

  Wow. You literally made that up.

  but you don’t want to try and fix the cost of living crisis.

  Again, bullshit you’re just pulling out your ass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Australia’s government trial of age‑assurance tech to keep under‑16s off social media says social media age checks can be done, despite errors and privacy risks⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  ‘We found robust, appropriate and secure data handling practices’

  Note they didn’t say they didn’t find any slack, inappropriate and insecure data handling practices?

  It’s a case of only being as good as the weakest link. It will be a matter of time before they are hacked and the data stolen