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@No1@aussie.zone
- Comment on Australia doesnt exsist 1 day ago:
TO ALL YOU WHO SAY THE ICE CREAM IS FAKE:
IT’S NOT. I’M DOING IT RIGHT NOW.
- Comment on TIL there’s a dinosaur named after Qantas 1 day ago:
- It was meant to be a flying dinosaur, but cancelled its flights for no reason.
- It should existed around 125 million years ago, but was a few million years late.
- It lived in groups, but the CEO and management qantassaurus ate everything and the rest of them died, ensuring the extinction of the species.
- Comment on The majority of drowning victims in Australia are men. There are strategies to keep everyone safe 4 days ago:
My strategy has been to stay out of the water.
I am allegedly yet to drown.
- Comment on Where to watch the New Year's Eve fireworks in your capital city 5 days ago:
Pfffffft! In front of the TV, of course!
- Comment on Whistleblower Richard Boyle enters plea deal - Michael West 6 days ago:
Whistleblower laws are like HR.
They are not for your benefit.
- Comment on McDonald's Australia and Netflix launch Squid Game Meal 6 days ago:
I wonder why there is no mention of the price?
- Comment on Quantum anxiety sees Australia ban some crypto tech by 2030 2 weeks ago:
BAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
Are you kidding me?
When the laws of mathematics don’t over ride the laws of Australia
Whatever crypto tech is enabled is irrelevant. The government has already enacted laws that can force anybody in Australia to backdoor, hack or whatever to access anything they want.
It’s just obvious that you access the data BEFORE it is encrypted.
- Comment on Users from Other Instances 3 weeks ago:
I’d thought about this a bit. Prefacing with I like an open discussion…
My conclusions all boiled down to: We’re a relatively small community, so it wouldn’t take much for us to be overwhelmed.
Whether it’s people, organisations, or nations, whether they are acting in good faith or not.
- Comment on Calling Indigenous lore science marks Ed Husic’s ignorance 3 weeks ago:
lmao. All scientists laugh at economists.
- Comment on US woman caught with golden gun in luggage at Sydney airport jailed for a year 3 weeks ago:
“The court was told in recent years, Goodson was using psychedelic drugs, synthetic cannabis and crystal meth amphetamines.”
What? Nooooooooo!
- Comment on So what are we going to do with all this social media age-gate stuff? 3 weeks ago:
Can you just host offshore?
Might be simplest, though idk what the legislation says…
- Comment on Brits are scrolling away from X and aren't interested in AI 5 weeks ago:
Brit: ChatGPT, if I Ieave X, will Europe let us back in again?
- Comment on U16 Social Media Ban - Senate 1hr debate before the vote, some time tonight on the livestream 5 weeks ago:
Citizen! Papers, please! NOW!
- Comment on Laws to regulate misinformation online abandoned, gambling advertising ban pushed to next year 5 weeks ago:
Albo 0& ALP gonna lose because they’ve
DONE NOTHING
- Comment on Authorities must effectively regulate social media instead of banning children and young people 1 month ago:
Pssssssh! Yeah, but children don’t give political donations.
- Comment on Can Australia actually have a sensible debate about immigration? 1 month ago:
The correct Australian answer to that question would be:
“Yeah, na.”
- Comment on Can Australia actually have a sensible debate about immigration? 1 month ago:
That goddam Emperor Penguin that showed up in WA should go back to where he came from!
- Comment on Wind power: CSIRO asks Australians to chart their farts for research 1 month ago:
I already have a wind turbine strapled to my ass and generate free power with every fart. If I need a ‘boost’ I’ll wolf down some baked beans.
You’re way behind CSIRO!
- Comment on Somebody moved UK's oldest satellite, and no-one knows who or why 1 month ago:
and our entire economic system will fall apart, not that it’s going to start Armageddon.
Is there a difference?
- Comment on Somebody moved UK's oldest satellite, and no-one knows who or why 1 month ago:
ALERT:This is exactly what a T-1000 would say
- Comment on The 50 best Australian songs of the 90s 1 month ago:
Jonny Diesel was doing OK too
- Comment on 'Cute and an attractive' pollinator, crucial for food crops is the 2024 ABC Australian Insect of the Year 1 month ago:
Australian Insect of the Year.
Way more important than a lot of these other annual gong events.
- Comment on The 50 best Australian songs of the 90s 1 month ago:
Found this:
Spotify Double J’s Best Songs of the 99s.
Dunno if it’s exactly the same, but expect a lot of overlap
- Comment on The country is done for 1 month ago:
Don’t call him dude, buddy.
- Comment on Australians who think inequality is high have less faith in democratic institutions, study finds 1 month ago:
Well, the inequality continues to widen.
And now they are saying - shock horror! - that the satisfaction with democracy (or rather democratic institutions) is slipping.
Vote in party A. Things get worse. Vote in party B. Things get worse. Let’s vote in party A again. Oops, things got worse. Well, let’s give party B a go. Nope - worse again.
Conclusion: iT mUsT bE DeMoCrAcY tHaT’S tHe PrObLEm!! - Comment on Australians who think inequality is high have less faith in democratic institutions, study finds 1 month ago:
Don’t all the studies over the last 20? 50? years show that inequality is growing?
Why would you be happy with that?
- Comment on University of Sydney, NSW Liberal Party to investigate after students tear up sexual assault report 1 month ago:
I’ve been waiting on “Antifa false flag” to hit Australia…
- Comment on Customers suddenly find their new phones can't make calls or send texts 1 month ago:
TBH, it always seemed like a way to force carrier locked phones to me.
Which makes it massively more difficult to switch.
IE vendor lock in.
- Comment on Customers suddenly find their new phones can't make calls or send texts 1 month ago:
But the telcos give big donations!
- Comment on Alternate Web UI for aussie.zone 2 months ago:
I like it,but am scared to use it if it might be taken away