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- Comment on Australian sprint star Gout Gout will not race at 2026 Commonwealth Games [because he's focusing on the world under-20 championships in August] 1 day ago:
That’s a shame, but just bring us a gold medal wherever you go, Gout!
- Comment on Australia in danger of becoming an ‘artless country’ as enrolments in creative courses collapse 2 days ago:
“Peasants do not deserve idle time, and art is only for the idle rich that can afford it.”
- Comment on Not delivering any Aukus nuclear submarines to Australia explored as option in US congressional report 4 days ago:
- Comment on Two months into the social media ban, a teenager says it's 'useless' 5 days ago:
It’s just the first step.
In a while, they’ll say people are getting around it, and will tighten it further.
Repeat forever.
- Comment on Australia Under-16 Social Media Ban: Unintended Consequences 1 week ago:
I wonder how much you’d be able to ‘qualify’ as over 16 just by changing your first name.
eg, pick one of the most popular names from the 1950s to 1990s when you register lol.
For fun, I looked at the baby name trend for Ian vs Noah, and it’s pretty obvious who was born when.
- Comment on NSW To Abolish 'Good Character' References From Sentencing Hearings 1 week ago:
“But, but, but, I went to a GPS school!”
- Comment on Help open the source of the myGov Code Generator app 1 week ago:
Nothing pisses me off more than websites that require you to install their app for 2FA.
There is no reason for you to not be using standards based authenticator solutions.
- Comment on Substack won't let me in without verifying age, and VPN doesn't work; any ideas? 1 week ago:
Tiktok, bro.
- Comment on Help open the source of the myGov Code Generator app 1 week ago:
Bro, I just made the private key a hash of your birthdate, because that’s gotta be unique, right?
- Comment on What happens to the human body in 49C heat? Australians are finding out 2 weeks ago:
They are predicting 50C today for somewhere in SA 🤯
- Comment on Foreign fishermen walk into Qld resort bar asking for refreshments 2 weeks ago:
Well, they should have just asked for water.
“In Australia, free drinking water must be available on licensed premises at all times when the premises are open to the public.”
- Comment on The 16-month battle to reveal the truth about Sydney Water’s poo balls 2 weeks ago:
Why do I feel guilty?
Are they poo-shaming me?
- Comment on Adam Morton: Through the heatwave haze, the hypocrisy of Australia’s fossil fuel policy shines bright 2 weeks ago:
BuT WeAtHeR iSn’T cLiMaTe ChaNgE!
- Comment on Astronaut Katherine Bennell-Pegg named Australian of the Year for 2026 2 weeks ago:
inspire young people to chase their dreams
Her dream was to fly to space.
Young people dream to own a home.
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
Take the slider from the left and slowly move it to the right.
The way the yellow dots on the map change is probably like the First Australians disappeared 😥
- Comment on In a world going to hell, investors are flocking to gold. Australia could have had much more of it 2 weeks ago:
OK, champ. Let me be direct.
I think there are better assets to hedge against inflation and economic uncertainty with if you’re not expecting an invasion.
- What assets?
- Why are they a better hedge than gold?
- Can you explain their advantages in case of invasion and no invasion?
- What are your qualifications and experience to offer financial advice?
- Comment on In a world going to hell, investors are flocking to gold. Australia could have had much more of it 2 weeks ago:
Do tell.
- Comment on Australia’s strongest gun reform since the Port Arthur massacre has become law. Here’s what you need to know 3 weeks ago:
OK, if I don’t have a gun, and don’t want a gun, how will this hurt me?
- Comment on Australians could soon live and work in EU freely, with the same rules applying for EU citizens in Australia, as part of long-awaited trade deal 3 weeks ago:
We’re already in Eurovision, so…
- Comment on Australia should reconsider alliance with ‘fiercely unpredictable’ US, former foreign ministers say 4 weeks ago:
He’s looking at Greenland supposedly because of their rare earth minerals.
Australia has almost 4x the rare earth minerals of Greenland, and also has the mining infrastructure already in place.
It’s best we keep our heads down.
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
All the organisers need to do is setup a Camping Exhibition straight after the summer festival!
Come on, people!
- Comment on Sydney protest restrictions extended for 14 days as activist group vows to file legal challenge this week 5 weeks ago:
I know it expires after 3 months, but can anyone explain why the Police would ever choose NOT to keep extending for another 2 weeks?
- Comment on Man who failed to remove backyard cheese facility told to pay $120,000 5 weeks ago:
Blessed are the cheesemakers.
- Comment on Cameron Corner celebrates New Year's Eve three times in one night, on three state borders 5 weeks ago:
Hope they drop their fruit in the bins when they cross the borders…
- Comment on Happy Public Domain Day 2026 - the first time since 2005 that authors and artists have entered the public domain in Australia 5 weeks ago:
SHHHHHHHHH!!!
Those fucks will extend the period again!
- Comment on Australia, Japan Establish Strategic Defense Cooperation Framework 1 month ago:
I propose we call this the “Mutual Australia Nippon General Agreement”
or MANGA for short.
- Comment on Soft plastic recycling coming back with new facility open in NSW 1 month ago:
Oh, good.
I’ve got about 5 tonnes in my backyard I’ve been saving to ‘recycle’ since Redcycle went bust.
Meanwhile, neighbours just had a bonfire.
- Comment on Tony Blair’s government discussed how to influence John Howard to commit Australian troops to Iraq 1 month ago:
All they needed to do was mention ‘knighthood’ and Little Johnny would bend over and lube up
- Comment on After Deadly Attacks, Australia Debates: Do Shark Nets Work? 1 month ago:
Why the hell is NY Times talking about Australian issues?
Next up, Betoota discusses the homeless problem in Times Square.
- Comment on Long Before Bondi Massacre, Australian Jews Lived With a Sense of Peril 1 month ago:
Surprised at NY Times articles popping up on Australia.