No1
@No1@aussie.zone
- Comment on Can Australia actually have a sensible debate about immigration? 4 days ago:
The correct Australian answer to that question would be:
“Yeah, na.”
- Comment on Can Australia actually have a sensible debate about immigration? 5 days ago:
That goddam Emperor Penguin that showed up in WA should go back to where he came from!
- Comment on Wind power: CSIRO asks Australians to chart their farts for research 5 days ago:
I already have a wind turbine strapled to my ass and generate free power with every fart. If I need a ‘boost’ I’ll wolf down some baked beans.
You’re way behind CSIRO!
- Comment on Somebody moved UK's oldest satellite, and no-one knows who or why 1 week ago:
and our entire economic system will fall apart, not that it’s going to start Armageddon.
Is there a difference?
- Comment on Somebody moved UK's oldest satellite, and no-one knows who or why 1 week ago:
ALERT:This is exactly what a T-1000 would say
- Comment on The 50 best Australian songs of the 90s 1 week ago:
Jonny Diesel was doing OK too
- Comment on 'Cute and an attractive' pollinator, crucial for food crops is the 2024 ABC Australian Insect of the Year 1 week ago:
Australian Insect of the Year.
Way more important than a lot of these other annual gong events.
- Comment on The 50 best Australian songs of the 90s 1 week ago:
Found this:
Spotify Double J’s Best Songs of the 99s.
Dunno if it’s exactly the same, but expect a lot of overlap
- Comment on The country is done for 1 week ago:
Don’t call him dude, buddy.
- Comment on Australians who think inequality is high have less faith in democratic institutions, study finds 1 week ago:
Well, the inequality continues to widen.
And now they are saying - shock horror! - that the satisfaction with democracy (or rather democratic institutions) is slipping.
Vote in party A. Things get worse. Vote in party B. Things get worse. Let’s vote in party A again. Oops, things got worse. Well, let’s give party B a go. Nope - worse again.
Conclusion: iT mUsT bE DeMoCrAcY tHaT’S tHe PrObLEm!! - Comment on Australians who think inequality is high have less faith in democratic institutions, study finds 1 week ago:
Don’t all the studies over the last 20? 50? years show that inequality is growing?
Why would you be happy with that?
- Comment on University of Sydney, NSW Liberal Party to investigate after students tear up sexual assault report 2 weeks ago:
I’ve been waiting on “Antifa false flag” to hit Australia…
- Comment on Customers suddenly find their new phones can't make calls or send texts 2 weeks ago:
TBH, it always seemed like a way to force carrier locked phones to me.
Which makes it massively more difficult to switch.
IE vendor lock in.
- Comment on Customers suddenly find their new phones can't make calls or send texts 2 weeks ago:
But the telcos give big donations!
- Comment on Alternate Web UI for aussie.zone 2 weeks ago:
I like it,but am scared to use it if it might be taken away
- Comment on NBN Co to accelerate higher speed tiers and launch multi-gigabit speeds in September 2025 3 weeks ago:
It won’t change my current needs or plan I’m on, but I hope my free speed bump days get the upgrade to the new levels 😉
- Comment on BYD’s hybrid EV ute that could rival Australia’s bestselling vehicles goes on sale 3 weeks ago:
Some of the Chinese EVs are impressive. I think a number of European and US brands are in denial.
- Comment on Australia’s pandemic plans were ‘grossly inadequate’, an inquiry has found. What lessons can be learned? 3 weeks ago:
What lessons can be learned?
I thinknit was obvious worldwide.
Have a fucking leader who has a fucking clue.
I had a lot of problems with Gladys over various things, but the best thing she ever did was ignore Scott Morrison.
Same applies to most of the other state leaders.
- Comment on Pictures are broken 3 weeks ago:
I got PTSD reading this 😆
- Comment on Man jailed for breaking into army depot and impersonating field marshal 3 weeks ago:
I wouldn’t be able to stop myself from going Blackadder. Maybe saying my name is ‘Baldrick’ and telling them ‘I have a cunning plan’…
- Comment on Parents of malnourished girl were warned she could die, but father dismissed concerns as 'crazy', court told 3 weeks ago:
That poor girl.
And those shithead parents. What were they doing it for?
- Comment on ‘Stop all time wasting’: Woolworths workers tracked and timed under new efficiency crackdown 4 weeks ago:
“And also, the beatings will continue until morale improves!”
- Comment on Sydney to Melbourne High Speed Rail Investigation | Australian HSR 4 weeks ago:
HA! Well, we all know it’s really just about who donates the most money and offers cushy post politics jobs.
- Comment on xkcd 2999 - Bad Map Projection: The United Stralia 4 weeks ago:
I kinda think it should be flipped vertically, so that you have Florida in FNQ, and then NY/MA running down NSW/VIC. Also get Texas for the NT.
Seems to match weather and politics a bit better, though idk if anything matches up on the west coast. And the interior is a bit noisy lol.
- Comment on Australia's youth crime rates have plummeted despite what politicians would have you believe 5 weeks ago:
Hey now! Cut it out!
Let’s not bring any facts to the discussion!
- Comment on Platforms, not parents, to be responsible for social media age limit, but penalties as yet undecided - ABC News 5 weeks ago:
What if there were some way for you to not be in Australia?
idk, maybe like some sort of network by proxy, or maybe a virtual network that was private?
- Comment on Platforms, not parents, to be responsible for social media age limit, but penalties as yet undecided - ABC News 5 weeks ago:
Hello,Mr Void Sample Only Sample!
It’s an unusual name, but I like it!
- Comment on New car buyers driven to white or grey, with bright colours rarer than ever, data shows 5 weeks ago:
do white cats get visible scratches more easily? And are they easier fix up?
If the scratch breaks the skin of the cat, the blood is more visible on a white cat.
But idk what the hell this has to do with the article.
- Comment on New car buyers driven to white or grey, with bright colours rarer than ever, data shows 5 weeks ago:
I remember seeing studies from years ago that statistically yellow and red cars had less accidents.
They put it down to the fact that humans see red and yellow as ‘danger’. Like if you see red or yellow on snakes or spiders or wasps etc, you shouldn’t mess with it lol
- Comment on How crazy house prices and an ageing population are creating ‘tombstone suburbs’ 1 month ago:
When property becomes investment instead of where you live, you’re gonna get these types of things happening.