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• GrymEdm@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Breathe in deeply, exhale, adjust for wind currents, sight down the scope and take out the chump who is hyperventilating in clear violation of the sign.

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• Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I just imagine driving past this sign on the way to a vacation spot with kids screaming in the car and just realising you forgot about the broken tent pole from the last trip that you meant to replace before this one, then the fuel blinker comes on.

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  • lowleveldata@programming.dev ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oddly specific

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    • Juvyn00b@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They’ve seen some shit

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• dogsoahC@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  And if you’re still ecperiencing stress by the end of the day… YOU’RE FIRED!

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  • tacosanonymous@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Mr Denholm!

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• jerd@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is going up on the office door at work.

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• Jac0b@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Enforced by sniper

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• NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m calm I’m calm I’m calm I’m calm

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• therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Don’t worry, if you wait 2 weeks the sniper will die if old age

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