Old advice, but good advice.

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If you can accelerate it to the speed of light … it can literally destroy a city

  Xkcd’s what if

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  • sus@programming.dev ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    if you accelerate it to exactly the speed of light, it will destroy everything within about 15 billion lightyears (galaxies further than that are safe because they recede from you faster than light)

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• ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  We had an apple tree in my backyard as a kid. One of the bored afternoon things we’d do is throw apples of varying levels of decay at each other. Sometimes sticks were involved to try and hit them away, or turn them into mush-splosions if you got a really rotten one thrown at you

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• LEONHART@slrpnk.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This feels like a Mitch Hedberg joke.

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  • agressivelyPassive@feddit.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    <sad Kafka noises>

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  • Blahaj_Blast@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I thought that with this Pic, it sounded like something neon Joe : werewolf hunter would say

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• BanjoShepard@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Don’t let Randy Johnson get any apples.

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• shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Anyone remember being a kid collecting crabapples to freeze so you could go out and throw them at people and cars

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• ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Thanks for the advice Duncan Trussel visiting us from the future.

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