We had an apple tree in my backyard as a kid. One of the bored afternoon things we’d do is throw apples of varying levels of decay at each other. Sometimes sticks were involved to try and hit them away, or turn them into mush-splosions if you got a really rotten one thrown at you
Old advice, but good advice.
Submitted 4 weeks ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 4 weeks ago
LEONHART@slrpnk.net 4 weeks ago
This feels like a Mitch Hedberg joke.
agressivelyPassive@feddit.de 4 weeks ago
<sad Kafka noises>
Blahaj_Blast@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
I thought that with this Pic, it sounded like something neon Joe : werewolf hunter would say
BanjoShepard@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Don’t let Randy Johnson get any apples.
shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Anyone remember being a kid collecting crabapples to freeze so you could go out and throw them at people and cars
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
Thanks for the advice Duncan Trussel visiting us from the future.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
If you can accelerate it to the speed of light … it can literally destroy a city
Xkcd’s what if
sus@programming.dev 4 weeks ago
if you accelerate it to exactly the speed of light, it will destroy everything within about 15 billion lightyears (galaxies further than that are safe because they recede from you faster than light)