Draftposting

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• robocall@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “I don’t want to kill innocent people” is a perfectly acceptable response

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  • Thranduil@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I only want to kill innocent people

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    • ninjan@lemmy.mildgrim.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Far more likely to actually get you out of service

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    • Deceptichum@kbin.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I only want to kill my commanding officers who are forcing me to go there.

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    • xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      piped.video/watch?v=tfWezzzUF3U

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  • BoxerDevil@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Bur won’t get you out of it. They will just give you a non combat role

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    • programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Maybe say “I like throwing grenade backwards like bowling balls in wii sports?”

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  • DigitalTraveler42@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Also conscientious objectors exist, even when conscripted through the draft they were relegated to non-combat roles, the same exists for the American military now, it takes all types of people to keep a war machine running.

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• HowManyNimons@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “No I mean sexually. I find government-sponsored terrorism a real turn-off.”

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  • Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    "That’s good! This war is actually sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legend, "

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    • THEMASTERMIND@feddit.ch ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      But to play it with privacy use Nord vpn.

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• unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Spying on you, before you even start working. Even more reasons to not sign…

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  • Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I mean, if it is IG posts, then it is public information

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    • THEMASTERMIND@feddit.ch ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Only if it is a public IG post as OP didn’t mention if the post was public or private.

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• captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Just say you can’t hear him. Pretend you’re deaf and they won’t send you to war

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• tjsauce@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Just recite the Draft Dodger Rag: youtu.be/_T9MHFldX1E?si=g3RaOCPI12ar3p9M

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  • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Phil Ochs, brilliant!

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• RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Easy fix, just break your leg infront of him.

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