Some map gamers think they can conquer the world

Comments

• odium@programming.dev ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Paradox gang, wya?

  source

  • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    We here, just this is a crazy war for us. Allying because we have a marraige isn’t a thing anymore, the aggressor isn’t attacking a declared ally, send volunteers is disabled by rule, and send equipment is somehow being blocked by some dumbfuck mechanic we can’t get rid of till the country’s next election, if events and RNG favors us.

    I just want to stop my enemy from painting the map their color, why does it have to be so hard DX

    source
• ChicoSuave@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “and that’s why I have a casus belli on the Crimean peninsula, it’s revenge of the Rus for what the Tartars did in the 1300s.”

  source

  • Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And you see here I have my court chaplain fabricating a claim on…well… everything.

    source
• ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I didn’t know Putin had any tables that short.

  source
• SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  lol I’m reading this waiting for HOI4 to load

  source

  • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You fuck with Kaiserreich? If so, what’s your favorite nation?

    source

    • SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Rn I’m playing the amerca divided redux or whatever it’s called now. Trying to make the “It’s all Ohio” meme a thing haha

      source
• ivanafterall@kbin.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I've tried to get into EU more than any other series. I so quickly get overwhelmed and lose track, or screw up my military, or...

  source

  • saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I always screw it up right at the start in what I call the “wife shopping phase”.

    I know I should go for my prospective ally’s gluttonous, maimed, sloth daughter 30 years my junior, but I see the charitable spymaster hottie of some random duke from far across the seas and follow my heart.

    At least I know she’ll mourn me after the failed boar hunt 2 years later and be supportive of our screw up of a son

    source

    • WarlockLawyer@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Sounds more like crusader kings than EU

      source

      • -> View More Comments
• v_krishna@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Can somebody please swap in a civ v image I really need this ty.

  source
• pastermil@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “I am Russia.”

  source
• psmgx@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Pskov has some really overpowered national ideas compared to Novgradn. Too bad Muscovy takes them both

  source