Ate the onion

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• CptEnder@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s funny because they literally did that… But not like in a nefarious way. The first batches of the COVID vaccine were given to select group of government officials (command level Pentagon/Nuclear and White House staff, Sec of State/Defense, etc). Which, realistically, was the right choice.

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  • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    But then the WFH Stanford administrators got the shots before the front line workers:

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    “Oopsies it was the algorithm!”

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    • RGB3x3@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “Oopsies, we got caught giving them to the rich first!”

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I bet that person has at least one Trump NFT.

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• Blackout@kbin.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I would have bought it just to trigger my parents

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• mechoman444@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Look at the gauge of that needle. That shit will hurt like hell!

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  • VampyreOfNazareth@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It goes inside the butt

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• IHateReddit@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  /c/atetheonion

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