You can play Doom using gut bacteria, but the framerate is atrocious

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• smileyhead@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Spoiler: it’s “just” a display. Bateria are not doing any calculations. Unlike the crab computer.

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  • Potatisen@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The what now computer?

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    • atocci@kbin.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The crab computer

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    • Asudox@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They’re made using these crabs.

      Also called “soldier crabs”

      @wikibot@lemmy.world

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  • redcalcium@lemmy.institute ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Imagine living your entire live as a sentient being not knowing you’re actually just a logic gate in a huge-ass computer.

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    • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s basically reality for all of us

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    • AbidanYre@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Spoiler alert: 42

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  • isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    for now

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEXefdbQDjw

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• TheGrandNagus@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Speak for yourself.

  My gut bacteria runs Doom at a smooth 60 fps

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  • TheRealKuni@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My gut bacteria runs Doom at a smooth 60 fps

    I’m not sure I want to know what the ‘f’ stands for here.

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    • elvith@feddit.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Farts per stomach?

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  • dantheclamman@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They keep you regular. Specifically your fps

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• LazaroFilm@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The real OLED screen.

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• i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Time to fight the cacademons.

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• RIPandTERROR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  my final conclusion is to run doom on cells it would take about 600 years

  Would six hundred and sixty six suffice?

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• JaymesRS@literature.cafe ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “is this butterfly” meme labeled “conservatives probably” with the text “fluorescent e. Coli” over the person and the text “is this gain of function research” over the butterfly

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  • breadsmasher@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    uh what does this even mean

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    • JaymesRS@literature.cafe ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      There’s a stupid conspiracy that’s parroted by people in The US like Rand Paul that the US (in general and Anthony Faucci in specific) helped create SARS-CoV-2 buy funding Gain of Function research at the Wuhan Institute of Virology.

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    • morrowind@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      We need a c/okbuddypdh

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• GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  WE KNOW

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• KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bacteria you say? Sounds stylish.

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