made this up for my wife earlier thought you should all suffer along with her

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What tune is this supposed to go to?

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  • Classy@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Christmas Shoes.

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  • OmnislashIsACloudApp@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    yeah Christmas shoes lol

    youtu.be/_fKI50MhzVM?si=XKVONbtBCiNfKTUA

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  • Researchgrant@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I need to know as well. This is the kind of shit my wife and I do daily. Haha

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• spacesweedkid27@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  First real shitpost I’ve seen on this sub in months.

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• LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If you’re trying to extinguish her desire for you, good job.

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  • OmnislashIsACloudApp@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    lol you don’t have to out yourself like that bud, I’m sure you’ll get past the shallow stage of a relationship eventually.

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    • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “Bud?” Is that how you address a woman with long flowing hair and a soft gentle voice who wears pink frilly dresses? You’re calling me “Bud?”

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  • groucho@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sex is great but have you ever tried having a captive audience for every awful joke you can think of?

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• mokancan@infosec.pub ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Beautiful

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