Yaaaaaaa-hoo-hoo-huey

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• superduperenigma@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Mickey Mouse is meeting with a divorce attorney. At one point the attorney says “Mr. Mouse, are you sure you want to go down this path? Getting a divorce is a very severe reaction to your wife being silly.”

  “I didn’t say she was silly!” Mickey responded. “I said she was fucking Goofy!”

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  • Thteven@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This joke is elevated when you can do a good Mickey Mouse voice.

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• samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Full original:

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  • can@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Not as bad as I was expecting

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    • TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Oh there’s more, just drawn by…different artists

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Once, anyway. Presumably.

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  • dojan@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m sure he gets it all the time. Who wouldn’t fuck Goofy?

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    • Hotdogman@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Don’t stick your dick in crazy. Goofy on the other hand…

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      We never found out what happened to Max’s mother, but Mr. Geef seemed pretty resolutely single in Goof Troop.

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• thorbot@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ah hyuck! Murder!

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• feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  And your mum gorshes

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• banneryear1868@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Gawrsh

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• tygerprints@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Most guys will fuck anything, why not Goofy?

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  • dojan@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He’s fun. He’s caring. He’s lovely towards his friends and family. One could do a lot worse than Goofy.

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    • superduperenigma@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If you’re telling me you didn’t get hard after seeing him do the perfect catch, you’re a fucking liar.

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    • tygerprints@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And he has money.

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• JoShmoe@programming.dev ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Should I explain Maxie? How I know your Dad fuh-hyucks?

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