Jokes on you, the reason I don't open source my code is because I never finish writing it
We're not the same! (period)
Submitted 6 months ago by hypnotic_nerd@programming.dev to programmer_humor@programming.dev
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sheepishly@kbin.social 6 months ago
itsnotits@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Joke’s* on you
(Short for “The joke is on you”.)
sheepishly@kbin.social 6 months ago
Jokes on you, my apostrophe key is broken
dantheclamman@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Commitmentphobe
dan@upvote.au 6 months ago
But that’s one of the benefits of open source. Post your code and find someone else to finish it :D
xmunk@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Personally, I open source my code as a resume.
DoomBot5@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Is that why nobody would hire you? /s
CJOtheReal@ani.social 6 months ago
I don’t open it because there is more comment than code…
autokludge@programming.dev 6 months ago
README.md
CJOtheReal@ani.social 6 months ago
Nah fuck that, thats bloat.
QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 6 months ago
Ah, another professional documentation writer, greetings!
urda@lebowski.social 6 months ago
That’s a lot of spaghetti
fraydabson@sopuli.xyz 6 months ago
Lol is it bad this is the reason I setup a self hosted gitea instead of GitHub
ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I swear I saw this posted a few weeks back
Maggoty@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Por que no los dos?
rifugee@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Why not both!
backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
I don’t open source my code bc I don’t understand git
nastyyboi@lemmy.world 6 months ago
So, you don’t “git it”?
I’ll escort myself out.
HamBrick@programming.dev 6 months ago
Git push yourself out* to make the obvious joke
HangingFruit@lemmy.world 6 months ago
We are the same
ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
git good
gratux@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
it’s just linked lists of commits (except when merging)
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
I dob’t understand linked lists
philm@programming.dev 6 months ago
Almost… To be precise it’s a Merkle DAG
jack@monero.town 6 months ago
It’s perfectly fine to just make a zip available
shaked_coffee@feddit.it 6 months ago
Branchophobic
frezik@midwest.social 6 months ago
There’s a guy out there who made a reversible NES emulator, meaning it can run games backwards and come to the correct state. He made a brilliant post on Reddit /r/programming linking his ideas for the emulator to quantum mechanics.
Then he was asked why he didn’t distribute his program in git. He said that he didn’t know git.
To me, that’s a pretty good example of the difference between computer science and software engineering.