Jokes on you, the reason I don't open source my code is because I never finish writing it
We're not the same! (period)
Submitted 1 year ago by hypnotic_nerd@programming.dev to programmer_humor@programming.dev
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sheepishly@kbin.social 1 year ago
itsnotits@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Joke’s* on you
(Short for “The joke is on you”.)
sheepishly@kbin.social 1 year ago
Jokes on you, my apostrophe key is broken
dantheclamman@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Commitmentphobe
dan@upvote.au 1 year ago
But that’s one of the benefits of open source. Post your code and find someone else to finish it :D
xmunk@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Personally, I open source my code as a resume.
DoomBot5@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Is that why nobody would hire you? /s
CJOtheReal@ani.social 1 year ago
I don’t open it because there is more comment than code…
autokludge@programming.dev 1 year ago
README.md
CJOtheReal@ani.social 1 year ago
Nah fuck that, thats bloat.
QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 1 year ago
Ah, another professional documentation writer, greetings!
urda@lebowski.social 1 year ago
That’s a lot of spaghetti
fraydabson@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
Lol is it bad this is the reason I setup a self hosted gitea instead of GitHub
ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I swear I saw this posted a few weeks back
Maggoty@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Por que no los dos?
rifugee@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Why not both!
backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
I don’t open source my code bc I don’t understand git
nastyyboi@lemmy.world 1 year ago
So, you don’t “git it”?
I’ll escort myself out.
HamBrick@programming.dev 1 year ago
Git push yourself out* to make the obvious joke
HangingFruit@lemmy.world 1 year ago
We are the same
ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
git good
gratux@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
it’s just linked lists of commits (except when merging)
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I dob’t understand linked lists
philm@programming.dev 1 year ago
Almost… To be precise it’s a Merkle DAG
jack@monero.town 1 year ago
It’s perfectly fine to just make a zip available
shaked_coffee@feddit.it 1 year ago
Branchophobic
frezik@midwest.social 1 year ago
There’s a guy out there who made a reversible NES emulator, meaning it can run games backwards and come to the correct state. He made a brilliant post on Reddit /r/programming linking his ideas for the emulator to quantum mechanics.
Then he was asked why he didn’t distribute his program in git. He said that he didn’t know git.
To me, that’s a pretty good example of the difference between computer science and software engineering.