Picard looks like a butch lesbian wearing a fake mustache while Riker looks like a character from “The Adventures of TinTin” movie
Jaysus...
Submitted 11 months ago by Spot@startrek.website to risa@startrek.website
https://startrek.website/pictrs/image/d7aa5230-8425-4bc3-b5f1-28850228a5e2.jpeg
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x4740N@lemmy.world 11 months ago
TedZanzibar@feddit.uk 11 months ago
This is such a perfect description that it could be the alt-text for the image.
z500@startrek.website 11 months ago
Captain Buck Angel
distantsounds@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Capt Janeway, your assistance is needed
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Kichae@kbin.social 11 months ago
Me, noticing Riker: "I don't get it. Why is Abraham Lincoln here?"
Me, finally noticing Picard: "KILL IT WITH FIRE!"
saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 11 months ago
“Four score and seven years ago…what’s happing to me!?”
BeardedSingleMalt@startrek.website 11 months ago
The guy on the left looks like Lucas Lee from Scott Pilgrim, and the right looks like Matt Damon
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I really don’t like this
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 11 months ago
If you put a hat on Ricard (not to be confused with Piker), you’d get Abraham Lincoln.
clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Piker looks rather like Johnny Depp there. Just needs the dangly earings.
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 11 months ago
Or… Hear me out - I may have been staring at this photo too long - but does Piker sort of look like Troi put on a bald cap and a fake mustache?
No, that’s crazy. I need caffeine or something.
Spot@startrek.website 11 months ago
I was kinda torn between an Abe look alike and an Amish in space…
MelodiousFunk@startrek.website 11 months ago
And if you remove the beard, you get my brother in law. Who is admittedly not as famous as Lincoln, but I’m more interested in creeping out my sister in law.