Picard looks like a butch lesbian wearing a fake mustache while Riker looks like a character from “The Adventures of TinTin” movie
Jaysus...
Submitted 6 months ago by Spot@startrek.website to risa@startrek.website
https://startrek.website/pictrs/image/d7aa5230-8425-4bc3-b5f1-28850228a5e2.jpeg
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x4740N@lemmy.world 6 months ago
TedZanzibar@feddit.uk 6 months ago
This is such a perfect description that it could be the alt-text for the image.
z500@startrek.website 6 months ago
Captain Buck Angel
distantsounds@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Capt Janeway, your assistance is needed
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Kichae@kbin.social 6 months ago
Me, noticing Riker: "I don't get it. Why is Abraham Lincoln here?"
Me, finally noticing Picard: "KILL IT WITH FIRE!"
saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 6 months ago
“Four score and seven years ago…what’s happing to me!?”
BeardedSingleMalt@startrek.website 6 months ago
The guy on the left looks like Lucas Lee from Scott Pilgrim, and the right looks like Matt Damon
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I really don’t like this
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 6 months ago
If you put a hat on Ricard (not to be confused with Piker), you’d get Abraham Lincoln.
clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Piker looks rather like Johnny Depp there. Just needs the dangly earings.
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 6 months ago
Or… Hear me out - I may have been staring at this photo too long - but does Piker sort of look like Troi put on a bald cap and a fake mustache?
No, that’s crazy. I need caffeine or something.
Spot@startrek.website 6 months ago
I was kinda torn between an Abe look alike and an Amish in space…
MelodiousFunk@startrek.website 6 months ago
And if you remove the beard, you get my brother in law. Who is admittedly not as famous as Lincoln, but I’m more interested in creeping out my sister in law.